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Good Jolley Horror
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Friday, 15 January 2010 04:00 |
Written by Daniel Jolley
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I don't know what it is about Christmas and horror, but it's amazing how the two fit together so well. I've enjoyed many a gruesome Christmas-based horror movie in my time, and Santa's Slay definitely makes my list of favorites. No doubt we've all noticed at some point that Santa is spelled with the same letters as Satan. That can't be a coincidence, can it? What do we really know about this Santa guy? We know the man works one frickin' day a year - that can't be on the level. He almost has to run his whole elf-based enterprise as some kind of sweat shop in order to turn out so many toys every year. Nobody in his right mind would live in such an extreme environment as the North Pole unless he has something to hide. During those months without sunlight, the man has to watch every step he makes to avoid stepping in reindeer patties or little elves, and you know he has to get tired of 364 days straight of Mrs. Claus. Oh, he says it's all for the good little boys and girls all over the world, but what if that isn't true? What if Santa actually hates little kids? Can you imagine how much rage such a man would have built up inside after all these years?
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Music General Articles
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Thursday, 14 January 2010 04:07 |
Written by andreaabs
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More Godliness from L.O.G. Lamb of God's fifth album proper, 2009's "Wrath," continues down a similar path as to what was heard on its predecessor, 2006's "Sacrament," in that it brings back some of that effort's experimental elements. It has well-textured musical arrangements, occasional moments of restraint, and overall, is substantially more melodic, progressive, groove-oriented, and black metal-influenced than 2000's "New American Gospel," 2003's "As the Palaces Burn," and 2004's "Ashes of the Wake." However, L.O.G. have not made the same album twice, and they aren't about to start now. Thus, "Wrath" finds the band expanding on their songwriting and dynamic range even further while also bringing back the cutthroat tempos, political lyrics, and foaming-at-the-mouth anger of their earlier material. This is the band's first conceptual piece, too (its intelligent subject matter is inspired by the story of the ten plagues from the book of Exodus in The Bible). It also marks the inclusion of a new producer (Josh Wilbur, who delivers a clear and articulate sound). And finally, this just in: There is proof that Lamb of God actually have a bassist! The bass work of John Campbell (who was rarely audible up until now) really helps to thoroughly fill the bottom-end by laying down both melodic bass lines and heavy, guttural bass rumbles. |
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Wednesday, 13 January 2010 04:11 |
Written by Daniel Cox
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t is a mystery almost as old as socks themselves, why do socks run away and leave their partners alone? Perhaps it is the work, long hours in a dark, dank environment surrounded by foul odors with leisure time spent only in the community of a dark sock drawer. Peaceful? Yes, but what about excitement? So, should it surprise us that a sock filled with ambition, cotton and rayon wouldn't try to find a way over the wall and seek the freedom of the open road? We have fashion shows filled with the latest styles of swimsuits and dresses, lapels and hemlines, even underwear and lingerie are welcomed on the runway. But what of the noble sock? Relegated to the back rooms, unappreciated and unloved, it is a sad existence to be lowly footwear, located as far from the brain as possible but always willing to travel. |
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Sexy Sunday
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Monday, 04 January 2010 02:49 |
Written by RJ45
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Welcome back to Sexy Sunday. This week, we are just going to have some random fun!  |
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