Campaigns and Ideas

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Evolution of WYLFWT.com

RJ45 — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:16:31 -0400

Over the years, WYLFWT.com has evolved and changed. There are many things that we have tried that have worked, and many that unfortunately haven't worked. The important thing is that we tried, which was better than never trying. It is through that determination that has gotten us to where we are today. This is a website that, never in my wildest dreams, would have gotten as far as it did. I am proud of this website, and most of all, I want to thank my Team Members, my website members, and the casual readers for being apart of this.

WYLFWT.com is in the process of condensing its sections. Instead of having all of these tiny sections that get updated, we are going to provide you with the one thing that has been working for us all of this time... ENTERTAINMENT. We want to rock your face and play in the key of rock for years to come. We want you to laugh. We want to kick your ass. We want you to have fun!

Street Team

Seeking submissions for "Worst Lines Ever Said in a Porno"

RJ45 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:58:07 -0500

We are looking for your submissions for an upcoming column that has the topic "Worst Lines Ever Said in a Porno."

Almost all of us has seen at least one pornographic film in our lifetime. Some of us have seen perhaps too many pornographic films in their lifetime. Whatever it may be, I think we can agree on one thing:

Some of these lines are just way too ridiculous to even repeat.

Well, we can repeat them and we will!

Here is what we are looking for:

1. The quote.
2. The movie you saw it from. If you can't remember, that is okay, we will take your submission anyway. :-)
3. If needed to understand the quote, the "background story" and/or scenario.

So, send your submissions this way!

Street Team

Flare Time Outtake - The Net Authority hates Google

FlareHolyMeteo — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:02:54 -0400

Flare Time 38 - The Net Authority Hates Google

Hello, everyone, Flare's back with another one of his pointless ramblings. I've just gotten back from celebrating my 21st birthday, which entailed much drinking of course and me wanting to give everyone hugs. However, my article is not about my drunken adventure, but rather, about a ridiculous website called Net Authority.

Net Authority is a database of website that the crazy fundamentalist nuts that run the website consider offensive. And no, it's not just porn, even Google is considered offensive. Here are their five guidelines:

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

So basically, your attractive member of the sex that you are attracted to is considered pornographic. They also consider pictures of animals that show their genitalia to be pornographic. Also, this picture is pornographic:

Street Team

New Website Slogan?

RJ45 — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 17:20:40 -0400

Well, we've been using "The House of Creativity" for about a year and a half now, and I think a change is in order. I just don't know what to!

The focus of the website still is on creativity, but its on other things as well. Basically a user-generated portal & blog with content of all types. We have recipes, science essays, jokes, and lyrics. We have videos, free music, and webcomics. There is articles about film, popular music, and Hollywood gossip! We have daily articles that focus on humor, politics, adventures, and more. We have blogs, software, and a back archive spanning 6 years of RJ's old retired material from the years 1999 to 2005. Its still small, but its still growing.

Unfortunately, "We Got It All" is unoriginal and I hate using the word "GOT" in something semi-professional. "Always Growing" is also nice, but nothing big (no pun intended).

Do any of you have any suggestions? I will continue to brainstorm

Street Team

Immortalize Your Blog on WYLFWT.com!

RJ45 — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:56:44 -0500

Hey guys, its RJ45 again just talking about a little thing we like to call "Release Your Blog."

WYLFWT.com, in general, strives to provide lots of great content. So, in the spirit of providing great content, we are giving you an opportunity to have your blog forever immortalized on WYLFWT.com.

Many people also will delete their journals and regret it much later. NOT ANYMORE as WYLFWT.com can bring some of those posts.

All ya gotta do is just say so! Post the link to your journal(s)/blog(s), and either you or our uber-awesome Mass RSS importer will archive it! Let us know what we might be limited to as well (ie. You don't want your EMO-type posts, but the stories of your nights out are good to go)

Post a comment here, send RJ45 an email, or send RJ45 a PM!

Street Team