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ANNOUNCEMENT: The Evolution of WYLFWT.com

RJ45 — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:16:31 -0400

Over the years, WYLFWT.com has evolved and changed. There are many things that we have tried that have worked, and many that unfortunately haven't worked. The important thing is that we tried, which was better than never trying. It is through that determination that has gotten us to where we are today. This is a website that, never in my wildest dreams, would have gotten as far as it did. I am proud of this website, and most of all, I want to thank my Team Members, my website members, and the casual readers for being apart of this.

WYLFWT.com is in the process of condensing its sections. Instead of having all of these tiny sections that get updated, we are going to provide you with the one thing that has been working for us all of this time... ENTERTAINMENT. We want to rock your face and play in the key of rock for years to come. We want you to laugh. We want to kick your ass. We want you to have fun!

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Seeking submissions for "Worst Lines Ever Said in a Porno"

RJ45 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:58:07 -0500

We are looking for your submissions for an upcoming column that has the topic "Worst Lines Ever Said in a Porno."

Almost all of us has seen at least one pornographic film in our lifetime. Some of us have seen perhaps too many pornographic films in their lifetime. Whatever it may be, I think we can agree on one thing:

Some of these lines are just way too ridiculous to even repeat.

Well, we can repeat them and we will!

Here is what we are looking for:

1. The quote.
2. The movie you saw it from. If you can't remember, that is okay, we will take your submission anyway. :-)
3. If needed to understand the quote, the "background story" and/or scenario.

So, send your submissions this way!

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Our MySpace Profile Has NOT Been Hacked!

RJ45 — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:46:54 -0500

There appears to be a troll out there using this profile: myspace.com/277532025
and telling people to block us so we get deleted.

First of all, its common knowledge that the runner of WYLFWT? is NOT Justin from a Louisiana. We do have two Justins on the team, but they are in our Top Friends. Most of us are based out of the good old state of Illinois. Yay... cornfields.

It is common knowledge amongst our visitors, and in case if we haven't beaten you over the head with it yet, is, myself, Richie aka "RJ45." If you need proof that our account has NOT been hacked, you can message me as I am in the Top Friends.

Why would they do this? Maybe they oppose free speech and what we are all about. I don't really care one way or another. People just don't have any lives, I guess.

I just urge you all to repost this bulletin to spread the word and to contact MySpace Abuse department and let them know about "Justin."

In the meantime, I invite whoever is doing this to contact me if they have a problem with Would You Like Fries With That? and what is going on, instead of being a coward.

Thanks everyone for your support!

RJ45

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Now Launched: FryMarks!

RJ45 — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:41:56 -0500

FryMarks is our community based bookmarking section where users can share and vote on each others bookmarks! It is in beta right now, but I hope for it to be A LOT of fun!

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What's the story on Cheryl Merrill?

RJ45 — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:16:14 -0400

Well, this is fucked up beyond all belief, folks. Somebody took advantage and completely misinterpreted the whole "Giving a voice to the faceless masses" and uncensored idea.

People, while we have a freedom of speech on this site, illegal activity will NOT be tolerated. END OF STORY.

Yesterday a user named "Cheryl Merrill" signed up for our site. But then, proceeded to post a picture with Cheryl imposed over a Nazi background. And then, commented on the picture calling her "Cheryl Merrill insane individual."

Okay, why the hell would someone sign up the username and then insult themselves? I Google'd Cheryl Merrill to find out that she is a professional jazz singer who also has a cyber-stalker by the name of Edmond Wollmann.

I didn't want to make any rash decisions and figured I was going to let him hang himself. Which, of course, like all good idiots do, took less than 24 hours when "Cheryl Merrill" shouted "Cheryl Merrill is a nazi."

I researched the ip address in the logs and saw that, yup, it is a IP address from the same area that was found as a another one of her stalker's IP addresses. (I'm assuming he's got a short DHCP lease or he's faking his IP)

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DeviantArt

RJ45 — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:59:09 -0400

Would You Like Fries With That? has a DeviantArt!

Visit WYLFWTdotcom on DeviantArt!

I am looking for somebody willing to maintain it. Make comments, add the occasional image, communicate with the people, etc.

Right now, we also have a basic account. If anybody is willing to get donations or donate themselves for a subscribed account, that is ALWAYS a plus! :-)

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Feedburner

RJ45 — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:53:15 -0400

We are on Feedburner!

FEED: http://feeds.feedburner.com/wylfwt

SUBSCRIBE VIA EMAIL:

MyBlogLog

RJ45 — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:29:20 -0400

We are on MyBlogLog!

URL: http://www.mybloglog.com/buzz/community/wouldyoulikefrieswiththat/

MyBlogLog users, JOIN THE COMMUNITY!

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Flare Time Outtake - The Net Authority hates Google

FlareHolyMeteo — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 14:02:54 -0400

Flare Time 38 - The Net Authority Hates Google

Hello, everyone, Flare's back with another one of his pointless ramblings. I've just gotten back from celebrating my 21st birthday, which entailed much drinking of course and me wanting to give everyone hugs. However, my article is not about my drunken adventure, but rather, about a ridiculous website called Net Authority.

Net Authority is a database of website that the crazy fundamentalist nuts that run the website consider offensive. And no, it's not just porn, even Google is considered offensive. Here are their five guidelines:

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

So basically, your attractive member of the sex that you are attracted to is considered pornographic. They also consider pictures of animals that show their genitalia to be pornographic. Also, this picture is pornographic:

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New Website Slogan?

RJ45 — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 17:20:40 -0400

Well, we've been using "The House of Creativity" for about a year and a half now, and I think a change is in order. I just don't know what to!

The focus of the website still is on creativity, but its on other things as well. Basically a user-generated portal & blog with content of all types. We have recipes, science essays, jokes, and lyrics. We have videos, free music, and webcomics. There is articles about film, popular music, and Hollywood gossip! We have daily articles that focus on humor, politics, adventures, and more. We have blogs, software, and a back archive spanning 6 years of RJ's old retired material from the years 1999 to 2005. Its still small, but its still growing.

Unfortunately, "We Got It All" is unoriginal and I hate using the word "GOT" in something semi-professional. "Always Growing" is also nice, but nothing big (no pun intended).

Do any of you have any suggestions? I will continue to brainstorm

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WYLFWT? Team Members Featured in Pekin Times

5iN — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 20:58:20 -0400

Team Members SpicyMan, Mortis, and myself were seen in the Pekin Times, a local paper. In the picture, from the left to right it is myself (5iN), SpicyMan, and Mortis!

Original Article

Former and current Illinois Central College students Justin Franks, Josh Evans, Rod Suits, Stephanie Hogue and Adam Hart attended the opening of "The Zombie" dressed up as the characters in the play being performed at the Performing Arts Center on the ICC campus Friday night. Photo by Robert Stoops / Times staff

Zombies rule at ICC performance

By Nick Vogel
Published: Monday, October 1, 2007 2:39 PM CDT
E-mail this story | Print this page

EAST PEORIA - The “zombie genre,” much like a zombie, now serves as slave to the many whims of its mad creators.

Since the film “Night of the Living Dead,” countless movies have been made using zombies to both frighten and amuse.

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Crispy Chip

FlareHolyMeteo — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 17:26:38 -0400

CrispyChip v 1.0 by FlareHolyMeteo

This is an emulator of the CHIP8 interpreter that was on certain computers in the 60s and 70s and on the HP48 calculator in the 90s. The system was 8-bit, had 4k of RAM, and had a hex keyboard that looked like this from a top-down view:
1 2 3 C
4 5 6 D
7 8 9 E
A 0 B F

In CrispyChip the following keys on the keyboard correspond to the hex keyboard above:

1 2 3 4
Q W E R
A S D F
Z X C V

Hence, if you want to press the "1" key on the emulated keyboard, you would press 1, if you wanted to press "4". you press Q and so on.

Other Controls:
The emulator opens with a GUI in which you can open a ROM, in which 43 public domain roms have been provided for you in the ROMs directory. While playing a game, one can hit F2 to open another ROM.

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Services for Pick's brother, Cornelius

Sheri — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:03:31 -0400

Visitation for Cornelius will be held at Weber-Hurd Funeral Home on Friday, 6/29 from 6-8 p.m., with services at 10:30 a.m. on Saturday, 6/30.

Weber-Hurd is located on Route 29. The street address is 1107 N 4th St, Chillicothe

Thank you so much to everyone who for the calls, prayers and words of support and encouragement. We love you all.

Sheri

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ComicSpace

RJ45 — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500

http://www.comicspace.com/wylfwt/

Anybody that wants to help maintain it, I'd love you and bare your 19th child if you ever have one.

They also have a great directory here:

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Immortalize Your Blog on WYLFWT.com!

RJ45 — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:56:44 -0500

Hey guys, its RJ45 again just talking about a little thing we like to call "Release Your Blog."

WYLFWT.com, in general, strives to provide lots of great content. So, in the spirit of providing great content, we are giving you an opportunity to have your blog forever immortalized on WYLFWT.com.

Many people also will delete their journals and regret it much later. NOT ANYMORE as WYLFWT.com can bring some of those posts.

All ya gotta do is just say so! Post the link to your journal(s)/blog(s), and either you or our uber-awesome Mass RSS importer will archive it! Let us know what we might be limited to as well (ie. You don't want your EMO-type posts, but the stories of your nights out are good to go)

Post a comment here, send RJ45 an email, or send RJ45 a PM!

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FlareSol

FlareHolyMeteo — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:14:00 -0500

Solitaire game created by FlareHolyMeteo!

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ADITL1979's Wedding Pictures

ADayintheLife1979 — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:19:18 -0500

This is a follow-up blog to my article, How to Plan a Wedding in 7 Weeks

All right, for those of you that think the wedding was a gyp…may you trap yourself in the refrigerator and eat your own foot:

Picture 1

Picture 2

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AMAZON.com Review Our Site!

RJ45 — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:20:15 -0400

Hey, you can now review WYLFWT.com on Amazon.com

Review WYLFWT.com

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The Internet Fans & KoRn: Don't Know What You Got Till Its Gone

RJ45 — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 19:00:00 -0500

I have been a big fan of KoRn ever since I heard them in 1999. Yes, I joined in during their big surge. Well, my devotion and loyalty has more than made up for the fact that I joined "late."

I have also been on the Internet in one form or another since 1992. I used to participate in an e-Fed (fantasy wrestling league). I actually created somewhat compelling stories for an 8 year old.

However, just then, I had to read Internet fandom's bashing on whatever topic I was a fan of. Ever since, I've read criticism about wrestling, video games, comic books, and just about every music band, including KoRn. One has to look at the generalized history of KoRn, and how the Internet fandoms have interpreted that history.

In 1994, KoRn released their first album, KoRn. It had such awesome hits as "Blind," "Shoots & Ladders," and "Clown." Just like almost all debut albums for any band, this is regarded as the band's best.

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