Seeking submissions for "Worst Lines Ever Said in a Porno"

We are looking for your submissions for an upcoming column that has the topic "Worst Lines Ever Said in a Porno."

Almost all of us has seen at least one pornographic film in our lifetime. Some of us have seen perhaps too many pornographic films in their lifetime. Whatever it may be, I think we can agree on one thing:

Some of these lines are just way too ridiculous to even repeat.

Well, we can repeat them and we will!

Here is what we are looking for:

1. The quote.
2. The movie you saw it from. If you can't remember, that is okay, we will take your submission anyway. :-)
3. If needed to understand the quote, the "background story" and/or scenario.

So, send your submissions this way!