Would You Like Fries With That? #585
Would You Like Fries With That? - For over 9 years, the revolutionary force in online entertainment!
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"Rides the Metal Monster! Breathing smoke and fire! Closing in with vengeance soaring high! He is the Painkiller! This is the Painkiller!" - "Painkiller" by Judas Priest
::"Revolution Begins" by Arch Enemy plays as the crowd hit their feet, and RJ45 comes out with sheer intensity screaming and shouting like a freak... then he finally hits the stage!::
Finally... Would You Like Fries With That? HAS COME BACK TO THE INTERNET!
RJ45 here is proud and tall. Ready to entertain. Why do I want to entertain... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY I WANT TO ENTERTAIN!
Why? Because we just have one question left...
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
NOT A V! So I had a friend who recently found out something about his girlfriend that dissapointed him. He told me "She's a V!" Me being me immediately jumped to "OH MY GOD! SHE'S A VEGAN!" ... ... ... Needless to say my friend was a bit irritated when he told me he meant "Virgin." So, ladies and gentleman, which is worse? Virgins or Vegans?
THE FINAL VEGETARIAN SOLUTION: Here is my solution for preachy vegetarians. I say, lets stop eating animals, and START EATING THE VEGETARIANS. That way, we still get our meat, and vegetarians won't have to worry about us eating the animals. EVERYBODY WINS!
PEE PORN... EWWW!!! People who are grossed out by golden shower and pee porn, I had a revelation the other day while at my local pharmacy. People ask themselves "WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?!" I think I have a probable answer. THEY PUT CONDOMS NEXT TO THE INCONTINENCE PRODUCTS. What's up with that? Someone looks at the condoms and then looks at the adult diapers and goes "Hmmm.... I wonder" or goes "Well, I was going to drop by Swingers World and pick up some flavored lube... but lets go with some of these bad boys instead. That'll spice up the mood, and it saves me a trip!"
ROLLING WITH THE HOMIES! Coolest picture ever: http://www.brimur.com/crazygirl.jpg
JUST BEAT IT! So my last name is Jackson, and very often I get some dope who asks me "Hey, are you related to Michael Jackson?!" Thanks... nothing feels better than someone immediately thinking that I am related to a child molester. That's great for the self-esteem and family pride. THANK YOU!
AWESOME! Sometimes, I think it is illegal to have so much awesome in one spot!
ORDER NOW! One of these days, I just want one "As Seen on TV" product to just come and say "Guaranteed to be more fun than a prostate exam, or your money back!"
REVENGE MOVIES So, a few weeks ago my fiance subjected me to Norbit. The next day I attempted to extract revenge on her by subjecting her to Short Circuit. Let this be a reminder to men everywhere, if you are going to extract revenge in the form of a movie, make sure that she's the only one in that room that will be crying for it stop, as opposed to you be included on the crying and pleading as well!
THE COUNT IS ON! 6 down, 1345 to go!
I think I am going to explode on outta here! Later Gators!
The Albatross. The innovator. The master mind. The revolution. Mister RJ45 himself. He is...
Richie "RJ45" Jackson!
P.S. Would You Like Fries With That?
PLUS: Don't forget. Which is worse: VEGANS or VIRGINS?
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