Would You Like Fries With That? #584: Top 10 Cannibal Corpse Lyrics

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Top 10 Best/Worst Cannibal Corpse Lyrics

Cannibal Corpse is entertaining no matter whether you like that type of music or not. If you hate death metal, you can look at their lyrics and laugh at how ridiculous it is. If you like Cannibal Corpse, then you can rock out!

So, for your entertainment, I have come up with a list of Cannibal Corpse lyrics that are either their best or worst, depending on how you look at it. So enjoy!

10. "Demolition of bodies, smashed and broken, piles of guts, moist and steaming" - Mangled

9. "Blisters are forming all over my body now. Oozing with pus as they start to explode, fervent finality" - Submerged in Boiling Flash

8. "Feverish hunger to inhale the stench of their death" - Hacksaw Decapitation

7. "My erection growing stronger. I put my cock into the carcass. My climax can wait no longer. Expectorate my seed of hate. Onto her mutilated corpse" - Dismember and Molested.

6. "Spray my face with human slop, carnal spatter! Slave to my repulsive goal" - Brain Removal Device

5. "Emasculate! Crushing the testicles fast! Gebillitate! Cutting off the penis last" - Blunt Force Castration

4. "Forbidden lust for guts. Ripped from her cunt" - Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt

3. "Rape the limbless cadaver" - Rancid Amputation

2 ."She turned a putrid yellow. I pissed in her maggot filled asshole" - I Cum Blood

Our winner gets the ENTIRE lyrics posted here...

1. "ADDICTED TO VAGINAL SKIN" by Cannibal Corpse

[Speech intro:]
I don't know
I just took that knife
And I cut her from her neck
Down to anus
And I cut out the vagina
And I ate it

A relapse of my body
Sends my mind into multiple seizures
Psychologically a new human being
One that has never been

Cursed by the shamen
his voodoo spell has my soul
My limbs
go numb
I can't control my own thought
Are his now
his evil consuming me
ever telling me
begin the clit carving

Slowly turning me, into a flesh eating zombie
Knowing this spell can only be broken
by the vaginal skins of young women
I proceed to find the meat
their bleeding cunts will set me free
Warmth seeping from this
Body
Rotted
After I sucked the blood from her ass

I feel more alive
more alive than I've ever been
Even though now I'm dead within

My mouth drools
As I slice your perinium
My body smeared
With the guts I've
extracted
through her hole, came swollen organs
cunnilingus with the mutilated

My spirit returned from the dead
Released by the priest
but I felt more real
when I was dead

The curse is broken
I have a dependence on vaginal skin
It's become my sexual addiction
I must slit, the twitching clit
Rotted cavity hold the juice

Between the legs, I love to carve
My cock is dripping with her blood

Brutal Symphonic Melodic Sludgecore Hammer Metal? I know you saw "Brutal Death Metal" above listed as the genre for Cannibal Corpse. I am with you, but a lot of the people involved in the scene get all cranky if you mislabel any of the music. "Hey! That's not Thrash Metal. That's Technical Symphonic Thrash Metal.

I mean, okay, so its Death Metal? Okay, Goth Metal? Doom Metal? Symphonic Metal? Sludge Metal? Power Metal? Metalcore? Symphonic Blackened Death Metal? ... ... Viking Metal?!

You know what, I feel as if we should all say "Who gives a shit?!" I categorize my metal within the following two categories: Good or Bad!

Hummers. The Hummer. Never has the rapid consumption of fossil fuels ever looked so fucking cool!

A tip for the married man. How to get out of anything not important. Okay men, You just sat down on the couch, turned on the TV, and are comfy, then you hear her say "Hey you, do you think you could put this box of cereal up in the cabinets. Just say "In a minute, dear." Then, she gets fed up and does it herself. It works 7 out of 9 times. So give it a shot if you just got comfy.

Nintendo Power! Excuse me, I gotta go Wii.

"From the Desk of Mr. Taktonian?" You know what I do with those Nigeria letters that you get where they try to get you involved in their scam? I correct their grammar,and spelling. Then, I send it back to them! I do not accept sloppy work. If they are going to get millions of dollars from old people, they need to avoid sounding like complete retards.

Bottled Water. Bottled Water: Never has the destruction of this planet ever tasted so refreshing!

I think I am going to explode on outta here! Later Gators!

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Richie "RJ45" Jackson!

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