Would You Like Fries With That? #580: Monopoly Fights

Would You Like Fries With That? - For over 8 years, the revolutionary force in online entertainment!

(Warning: Remember, if you don't get that iPod, the terrorists win.)

"Let it flow! This endless beauty will evoke" - "Evoke" by After Forever

::"WYLFWT?" by This Burning Earth plays as the crowd hit their feet, and RJ45 comes out and parties with the crowd for the entire song and then finally hits the stage!::

Welcome everyone to another edition of Would You Like Fries With That?

.. ... .. .. ... ...Now, of course, if you aren't down with that....We got one simple question. Just one thing we have to say to you. Just one question for you.

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

Another month, another random column full of random thoughts and everything else! I also address the issue that does not get discussed much in an open forum. Enjoy!

This is an issue that just doesn't get enough media attention. Maybe this is because the commercial media find covering some blonde headed big breasted bimbo losing her babies to the government a more compelling story, I don't know, but I would like to take this time to address...

MONOPOLY FIGHTS

Sure, to the average person, Monopoly can look like a fun game. However, the philosophy of MTV's Real World applies to this game. People start off polite. However, after hour 3 rolls around, people stop being polite, and start being real.

I personally, got in my own Monopoly Fight when I looked at my unnamed competitor in the eye, said "You want this property? You can fucking have it," threw it in her face, and stormed out of the room.

That one was minor compared to some of the bloodbaths that have came out of a game of Monopoly, but it opened my eyes. It will soon get to the point where the world can't ignore it, and they will have to pay attention the bloodshed that has resulted due to some jerkoff building hundreds of Hotels on Boardwalk...

I encourage you readers to contact your local newspaper, congressman, radio station, mental institution, or whatever... to let them know that our voice can not be silenced much longer. Monopoly Fights are real, and they are here to stay unless we stand up and roar!

I want to see who is interested in joining this cause? Who is with me? Who would be willing to put everything on the line? Maybe we could even have stopmonopolyfights dot com someday. If nothing else, sport this ribbon on your blog, MySpace, LiveJournal, website, or what have you. SPREAD THE WORD...

<a href="http://wylfwt.com/home/daily-articles/would-you-like-fries-with-that/would-you-like-fries-with-that-580-monopoly-fights"><br /> <img border="0" alt="Stop Monopoly Fights" src="http://wylfwt.com/files/stopmonopolyfights.png"></a>

When someone gets part of their colon removed it becomes a semi-colon.

I recently was subjected to listening to the Spice Girls. Halfway through, I busted out my mp3 player and listened to some real music. That person informed me that what I was doing was rude. But you know what is also rude? Playing the Spice Girls...

If you pretend that the problem doesn't exist, everything will eventually work itself out...

The most selfish thing someone could ever do is use your own words against you.

Another name for Pandas being endangered is Panda Monia

The only thing we have to fear is EVERYTHING.

The Wacky Adventures of Small Penis Man, Episode 1: The Virgin:

VIRGIN: I hear that it hurts. Be careful...
SMALL PENIS MAN: Trust me... you won't feel a thing.

This has been your Wacky Adventure of Small Penis Man! TO BE CONTINUED!

RICHIE "RJ45" JACKSON!!!!

P.S. Would You Like Fries With That?