XXXXXXXXXXXX-TREME: Fuel to Unleash the Rockstar With Wings!!! (TPPP v2 #7)

True Psycho Phreak Products is here to introduce to you the ultimate ENERGY DRINK! It is called XXXXXXXXXXX-TREME... you will be able to fuel to unleash the rockstar with wings!

The problem with most energy drinks is that its like a exhaust backfire on a car. It is just one big bang and then everything's fine. That's not fine with us. That is not what you are going to get with XXXXXXXXXXX-TREME.

We have the right combination of guarana, caffeine, taurine, guarana, phencyclidine, methamphetamines, guarana, glucose, sucrose, guarana, dopamine, methylenedioxymethamphetamines, and guarana to make sure you NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.

Another problem most people have with energy drinks is the taste. Most of the time, people have to slam the drink. If they let it linger in their palette for too long, they throw it up in their mouths. Not with XXXXXXXXXXX-TREME they don't. We provide you with NINE different deliciously extreme radical flavors!

1. Robitussin
2. Stale Grape Fruit Juice
3. Blue House Paint
4. Turpintine &; Orange Soda
5. Anti-Freeze & Old Banana Peels
6. Dish Soap & Donkey
7. Wet Dog & Cottage Cheese
8. Lemon & Lime-Away
9. Literally Piss & Vinegar

That guarantees at least one flavor that each individual is going to like! So
get your can of XXXXXXXXXXX-TREME and fuel to unleash the rockstar with
wings!!!

To make our chump lawyers happy, we have to include this warning:

Warning: Highly flammable, can cause skin and lung cancer. Especially vulnerable are children, pregnant women aka "preggos," senior citizens, Vietnam War Veterans, the indecisive, Libertarians, Corey Feldman fans, Scientologists, and vampires!