When It Comes to Going Green... Just Fake It! (TPPP v2 #9)

Do all of your friends have hybrid cars?

Do they have those fabric grocery sacks and reusable coffee cups?

You the only guy who doesn't know shit about going green?

Well, now you can show up all of your cool friends and still not know shit about going green, by giving them fake knowledge!

Yes, that is right, True Psycho Phreak Products (TPPP) has a new book out on how to make up facts on going green!. We call it When It Comes to Going Green... Just Fake It!

Now, when you see this picture, you are probably thinking "The guy writing this advertisement just did a Google Image Search for 'green book' and didn't even bother to Photoshop the title on it, that lazy asshole."

That is not true at all!

As you can tell , it comes in a very discreet green book with no titles on it. That way, if your friends are over and they find this on your book shelf, they won't suspect that you are just making shit up about GOING GREEN. They will think that you are a really informed environmentali... err... we mean... a GREEN GUY!

Not only will we give you tips on how to make up facts, we have 50 pages dedicated to facts we already made up!

FOR EXAMPLE:

• Did you know that if everyone in the United States saved one green bean from every meal that has green beans in it in just three days, you will have enough green beans to feed all of the starving children in Alaska!
• Did you know that if everyone in the State of Michigan saved the bottle caps off of every bottle of water that everyone drank in one year, you would have enough bottle caps to resupply the bottled water companies with enough caps for the bottles they make for the next three years for Delaware?
• Did you know that if you shared a shower with your family just once a week, you could save up enough water to supply good water for Mexico City for an entire month?
• Did you know that if you drink straight from the faucet instead of using paper cups just 3 days a week for a year, you could save enough trees to populate an entire forest?

All of those "facts" and hundreds more available in When It Comes to Going Green... Just Fake It! In this book, you will learn how to construct a fake fact. You will learn how to make up believable statistics on the spot, including how to make up the a name of College, government organization, doctor that you can cite as your source!

We promise, if you read this book, you will be talking out of your ass in no time!

But don't just listen to us, listen to some of these geniune testimonials!

"I have some crazy friends who always make me feel guilty for using plastic instead of those stupid fabric bags. But after reading this book, now they are saving pencil lead just because they believed me!" - John, 72, Arizona

"My friends always get after me about my large pickup truck. Well, now they are saving 1/2 teaspoon of every bottle of oil they buy for their oil change. This book was amazing. Thanks True Psycho Phreak Products!" - Will, 75, Texas

"I don't have any green friends, but two of my best buddies are easy to get anything on, and the knowledge I used from this book worked great. Good work!" - Larry, 72, California

"Before this book, I didn't know anything about going green. After this book, I still don't know a damn thing about going green, but don't tell that to my friends!" - Noid, 25, Domino's Pizza

Will be hitting bookstores near you very soon!