The Ninja Gossip: Ethan Hawke, Brooke Hogan, and Brangelina

Nicole Richie is set to turn her book (I know, I didn't know she had one either) into a TV Show. Please, contain your excitement.

Sooo Ethan Hawke, remember him? He was in um... and there was.... oh! and... no wait that wasn't him. Well anyway, he has gotten married to his girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes, three weeks ago. Ryan and Ethan met while he was still married to Uma Thurman. She worked as their nanny. They claim they started dating after he divorced Uma. Riiiight, lets go with that.

I'm letting y'all know right now to call your boss on Monday and tell him you are NOT coming in on Tuesday. Brangelina has a scheduled C-Section that day and you know CNN and Fox News are going to be covering every single second of that. You don't ant to miss it!

Do you think Brooke Hogan woke up and said, "This swim suit, with these mom pants looks amazing!" and a bunch of bitches she pays to kiss her ass said, "OMG gurl you look SO good!"

I ask because why else would someone let this girl out of her house like this? I mean, really.

I've been gone this long and this is all you give me, Hollywood? LAME
Lets check out some real life headlines:

Doctors in a coastal town in northwestern Peru have rescued the innards of a 38-year-old man by removing 17 metal objects — among them nails, a watch clasp and a knife — that he ate.

Ya know, I've been hungry. I've also gone through that stage where I just can't figure out what I want to eat. But never. Never ever, have I looked at my watch and went, "Now that looks good!"

An armed robber held up a Hammond gas station and tried holding up a bar Sunday with a unique tool.
Court records allege that James Plante, 39, used a cheese grater during his crimes. Police said one of the would-be victims realized it wasn’t a gun and threw him out of the bar.

"One of" does that mean the other victim was like, "OMG a gun!"

OOOH now I see how they can confuse the two, they look so much a like!