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Idiots at Dairy Queen
Submitted by the_ninja_style on Fri, 06/06/2008 - 8:01am.
I have never worked fast food and I never will work fast food and so while I'm sure there is a bit of complexity to working at my local Dairy Queen, I somehow doubt it is something that requires more than a few hours of training and perhaps a print out of what to put in a blizzard.
Last night I decided I wanted a shrimp basket and a small cotton candy blizzard with extra cotton candy. It took four people to take my order.
It went something like this:
Girl one: Welcome to Dairy Queen go ahead when you are ready
Me: I would like a shrimp basket, just the basket not the meal, and a small cotton candy blizzard with extra cotton candy.
Man: Did you want the meal?
Me: Um, no.
Girl two: So that's a chicken strip basket with extra gravy, $16.92
OK now WTF? First off I am the only car in the drive-thru, secondly how much is gravy to make a $6 basket into a $16 basket?
Me: No, I wanted a shrimp basket....
Girl One: Did you want the meal?
Me: No meal! I'm sorry, can I just get one person to take my order please?
Girl One: Can you repeat your oder?
Me: Shrimp basket, small cotton candy with extra cotton candy.
Girl One: That's $9.43 please pull around.
I pull around to the window and wait. Then I wait. After that I wait a bit more. Finally I knock on the window and a guy opens it and stares at me.
Me: Hi. I don't know how long I've been sitting here other than I've heard two songs in their entirety on my radio. Can I get a drink or at least my blizzard?
Guy: *turns around* Um was there someone at the drive thru?
Girl one: Oh my gosh! Ask her what she had.
Me: Shrimp basket, small cotton candy blizzard, extra cotton candy
Guy: *relays this*
Girl two: No she had chicken strips
Me: I DID NOT HAVE CHICKEN STRIPS!
Girl one: No she had shrimp...
*All four stand around staring at each other*
Me: Do I need to come in and start frying the shrimp myself?
Girl one: Um... we like need a manager.
Me: *mumbles* and like a fucking brain. *speaks up* Ya know what, I'll just go to KFC.
Twenty minutes of my life, GONE.
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Simple Solution
Don't eat fast food! it's all crap anyway.
According to Arby's
According to some druggie loser that works at Arby's, I have an "attitude problem." Which really cracked me up because all I did was repeat my order a little louder since the guy didn't hear it the first time.
aaaahhhh fast food
aaaahhhh fast food resturants, where the incompetent congregate.
HA!
Don't go to mcdonalds next to northwoods...you shouldn't go to mcdonalds anyway, but IF you do...KNOW THIS
DON'T GO TO THAT ONE
unless you have a hard-on for waiting 20 minutes for a fucked up order...ALOT LIKE THIS STORY
hmmm....fast food...bad for your body, and state of mind?
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