Cell Phones: The Progression of Human Emotion Through Voice Mail

Pretty much everyone has a cellphone these days. Everyone expects to reach everyone else right away, no matter what they are doing, or where they are at. It is funny to me how if you lose your signal, forget to charge your phone, or forget to take your phone with you while you run to the store that there is always that person. You know the person, they go through every human emotion possible through several voicemails.

Voicemail one: Casual
"Hey you, call me back."

Voicemail two: A little urgent
"Hey, me again. Need to talk, OK? Call me.

Voicemail three: Worried
"Still waiting, really need to talk to you. Call me.

Voicemail four: Pissed off
"What the fuck! I need to talk to you. Call me."

Voicemail five: Rage
"What could you possibly be doing you stupid selfish fucking whore?!? You better be bleeding or dead. Get off your lazy ass and call me."

Voicemail six: Apologetic
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. You probably just forgot to charge your phone again. Anyway, call me back, OK?

Voicemail seven: Really worried
"Look it's been like... 30 minutes. I don't know where you are. I hope you are OK. I'm worried. Please don't be mad about that last couple of voicemails.

Then, when you finally call them back?
"I was just hungry and wondering if you were too..."