10 Bad Costume Ideas You Can Actually Purchase

Welcome to another Ten list! I have been having fun writing these lately, so I'm just going with it what has been interesting me.

Halloween is around the corner! That means it is costume time! BOO YEAH!

Now, you'll see some fantastic costumes. Last year at my company's Halloween party, someone did a terrific Dorothy from Wizard of Oz complete with Toto!

Then, you'll see some half-assed costumes. You'll see some offensive costumes. You'll see some "what were they thinking?!" costumes.

I have found 10 costume ideas that are actually sold on the internet (and probably in stores).  I found that that these are either poorly done, offensive, or just stupid altogether.

10. Cow with Utters

I have seen this type of costume for years, and every time, its the utters that totally get to me.

9. Golden Buddha

Welcome to what is surely to be classified under the horribly offensive!

8. Bavarian Yodler

I have nothing against the culture... I just have a hard time picturing the thought process it takes for a guy to go "THAT'S IT! Nobody is holding me back this year. I am going as a fucking Bavarian Yodler!"

7. Chucky

Aside from how the mask doesn't even come close to resembling Chucky, the whole Chucky thing loses its effect after he is taller than oh... lets say two feet?

6. Banana

Look! Its a banana! While I am sure you will be standing out from the rest of the people at the party you are going to, it still doesn't stop it from being a fucking banana!

5. Bun in the Oven

Sometimes, you just don't have to say anything!

4. Bacon and Eggs couples costume

There are some pros and cons here.

Pros:

- If you two both willingly go into this thinking this is a great idea, you are probably going to be together forever.

- Everything else.

3. Snake Charmer

Watch out, you'll poke someone's eye out with that flute!

2. Dog the Bounty Hunter

Halloween... When Your Local Gay S&M Shop Can Expand Its Revenue!

1. Child French Maid

Okay, parents everywhere... would you let your little girl actually wear this costume?

I'm telling you this right now... OH HELLLL NNOO!!!

As I said, these are THE Top 10... its just 10 ideas that I found that I thought were either poorly done, offensive, or just stupid altogether. Did you find anything you would like to add? Then let us know by commenting on this post!

RJ45