True American

So, let us get started with the beginning, shall we?

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

FlareHolyMeteo: Every citizen is a True American, not just those Religious Right idiots.

Brynna: Yup, look for the flannel shirts, deer antlers on the grill of a pickup truck, and chewing tobacco.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

Brynna: Only this wasn't even part of the "Great American Tradition" until the Fifties.

RJ45: Amazing, if history lesson serves me correctly, they didn't add "Under God" into the Pledge until like 50 years ago!

FlareHolyMeteo: So atheists are not true Americans? The whole point of being in America is the right to have your own point of view and not be persecuted for having it.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

Brynna: I have a great idea. Let's post the Wiccan Rede right next to it!

FlareHolyMeteo: Actually, posting the Ten Commandments in a government place is anything but American. America was about freedom of worship and from an established religion.

RJ45: How is that True American? The Fucking First Amendment in the god damned Constitution says FREEDOM OF RELIGION. Posting the Ten Commandments is UN-AMERICAN.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

FlareHolyMeteo: You are a True American if you say what the fuck you want to say.

RJ45: Who the hell says Winter Festival? This is the first time I've ever heard it! Now, many people know my feelings on politically correcting Christmas. HOWEVER, if you're going to bitch about it, do your fucking homework! "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings"

Brynna: Never mind Hanukah..

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

Brynna: In that case I'd be walking around with my head perpetually bowed - always somebody praying out there.

FlareHolyMeteo: You might be a True American if you get whiplash because there's always SOMEONE praying at anytime. That's a lot of head banging!

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

Brynna: Of course I do - not being Christian doesn't make me appreciate the National Anthem less.

RJ45: Good Point #1

FlareHolyMeteo: You might be a True Nazi if you place your right hand in the air forward when Der Fuehrer appears before you.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat VietNam vets with great respect, and always have.

Brynna: See my answer to above.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

FlareHolyMeteo: Not even when it is not fit to display? When the flag is worn out, the proper disposal is to burn it. Read the flag code before saying that next time.

Brynna: If some idiot wants to disrespect the flag then that's their right. I don't have to like it, but it's still their right.

RJ45: Rather than go after the flag burners, why don't we take a look as to why they burned the flag in the first place. WHY not WHO.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

Brynna: Yeah, the second I got this puppy I leaned back and yelled to the person who forwarded this to me, "Hey, I'm Wiccan!"

FlareHolyMeteo: Okay, that is true, but we do have a code of ethics, which makes us no less American.
 

RJ45: Okay, I believe, overall, that you're an idiot.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

Brynna: Yeah. Sure. Respect the guy who molested your daughter. Respect the guy who trains terrorists to bomb innocent citizens. Yup. 

FlareHolyMeteo: Even if your elders beat the shit out of you?

RJ45: SON! You better respect Osama Bin Laden! He is your elder and mine!

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Brynna: My last dollar? Are they serious? Hell, my last dollar is usually spent the day after payday. It's not likely a friend will get it, unless that friend is going to the grocery store for me. 

FlareHolyMeteo: What does that friend want? If it is for truly his better like for food or gas, then yes. Smokes and booze, then no.

RJ45: What if your friend is Bill Gates?

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

FlareHolyMeteo: Well, you were sadly mistaken.

Brynna: Define "True American." Somebody. Please.

RJ45: Actually, that is Un-American. America is based on different opinions. I have seen some really old videos of a group of people who all have the same opinion. Problem was that I couldn't really understand what they were saying because it was in German...

God Bless the U. S A

Brynna: Never mind the Goddess ... she's too busy cleaning up the mess that the men left behind...

RJ45: Yes, may my God Bless the USA...and everyone else's too...that is what America is all about!

FlareHolyMeteo: May Satan bless George Bush.

Git 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!! -

Brynna: Larry the Cable Guy wrote this! I shoulda known!

RJ45: If you are trying to write something powerful and intelligent...the last person you should EVER quote is Larry the Cable Guy....EVER!!