Cum on Feel the Noise! Rock Me Like a Hurricane!

The Pick and I like to go on weird tangents sometimes. The conversations can be pretty ridiculous. Last time you guys were subjected to it, we discussed how we would love all robots to beat people down with bats.

This one is not quite as ridiculous, but that doesn't mean we go all over the place. In fact, we cover the age old topic of MUSIC! So, lets go!

RJ45: Man, I dig music.

The Pick: Hey, you all know that I dig music as well. Fuck, I make my own music.

In fact, I will even be performing live this Saturday at the CrossWord Cafe in Chillicothe, IL! Only $5! Show starts at 7:30 P.M!

::gives a thumbs up and a cheesy smile::

RJ45: Yeah! All of your asses better be there!

Anyway, getting back to the original topic... music is great! I love Metal. I love Classic Rock and Modern Rock. I dig Punk. I enjoy Folk. Hip Hop has its charm sometimes and there some Country that has grown onto me. I'll even partake in some Jazz, R&B, and Funk from time to time. As you can tell, I am not one of those people who are always like "I like anything BUT Rap & Country."

The Pick: Yeah, that's a very ignorant statement.

RJ45: I mean seriously, do you know how many genres there are of music? In fact, if someone gets in your car and you ask its okay to put on some music, and the phrase "Anything but Rap & Country comes out of there mouth," stick in some good old fashion Mongolian Tribal Music in that CD Player! Hey, its not rap! Its not country!

The Pick: Now that's one jaw dropped to the ground that you wouldn't expect. If you ever do RJ, please have a Digital Camera on hand so we can all enjoy that priceless reaction.

RJ45: Believe me, I will! Now, there is another genre I enjoy of music. Its enjoyable. Its fun. Its cheesy. However, there is one horrible side to it... Don't you just fucking hate it when you have butt rock stuck in your head?!

The Pick: ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT!! Sorry, I had to do it. And no RJ, I don't consider Journey butt rock. So don't give me the Arena Rock lecture again for the 100th time.

RJ45: Ha! You know me well.

.. ... .. Great... I just went from Van Halen to Journey

The Pick: Weird, I had Running With The Devil running in my mind all day today

RJ45: I had Van Hagar... "Why Can't This Be Love?"

The Pick: Must have been some Van Halen vibes around the place.

RJ45: Between us, we covered the two lead singers!

From the Hagar to the Roth...

...and that 3rd fake Van Halen singer doesn't count.

The Pick: What was his name again?

RJ45: Gary Cherone or something like that. That was shit was terrible.

The Pick: Better than The Scorpions, though.

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!

RJ45: Or Quiet Riot

CUM ON FEEL THE NOISE!

The Pick: GIRLS, ROCK YOUR BOYS!

Damn it. Now that's stuck in my head

RJ45: I had one week of Motley Crue stuck in my head I wanted to shoot myself in the head to end the fucking madness. Imagine 24 by 7 of "OH YEAH! KICK START MY HEART BABY! OH YEAH! BAAABBBBYYY!!!"

The Pick: Classic.

RJ45: I hate it especially when I have to go and BitTorrent these bands greatest hits albums when the jukebox just WON'T STOP. So much wasted time AND hard drive space.

The Pick: Haha! No doubt. 

RJ45: Then when a friend uses my computer they are like "You have Twisted Sister?"

The Pick: You have Twisted Sister?

RJ45: Shut up! Its the Local Classic Rock's Station's fault!

The Pick: Ha! Twisted Sister!

RJ45: ...by the way, real quick, you know this will be posted on WYLFWT.com  What do you think the people will think?

The Pick: All they would know is that we have butt rock on our minds

RJ45: If I could, I would literally be ROTFLMAO.

The Pick: That's a mouthful of abbreviations

RJ45: OMGLOLZWTFBBQPIZZA!

The Pick: By the way RJ, I hate you. Damn it! That Quiet Riot song is running on repeat for me!

RJ45: I love getting the last LOL.