Chainsaws & Nerds

The Pick: Hey RJ, I have a box of nerds, would you like some?

RJ45: Nah I'm good. However, there is one thing you can help me with. You know what phrase bothers me? "My most exulted one." Seriously, what the fuck does it mean? what does exulted even mean?) Every time I heard that phrase, the only thing that comes to me is that one episode of MASH where Klinger becomes Zoltan: King of the Gypsies

My tribe awaits me!

What do you think?

The Pick: First of all, props  to RJ45 for yet another random obscure pop culture reference that only three of his readers get.

As far my opinion goes, I think "most exulted one" means "wielder of chainsaws" Like, multiple chainsaws. We are talking two or three per hand.

RJ45: MULTIPLE CHAINSAWS!!! I LOVE MULTIPLE CHAINSAWS! It is like one chainsaw, but there are multiple ones! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Move over Leatherface, we are the real chainsaw nuts!

Am I right, or am I right?

The Pick: Yes! Or how about a throwing star made of running chainsaws? Or a machete launcher that's made of running chainsaws and launches running chainsaws instead of machetes.

RJ45: How about five per hand...one for each finger. Even better, how about Bazooka of Chainsaws! When you shoot the bazooka...out comes 8 chainsaws! The only thing crappy about it though is that you lose the hands on approach ...and that is what makes chainsaws so great in the first place.

The Pick: Ah yes, the wonderful risk of losing an appendage. Nothing is more exhilarating.

RJ45: Killing someone via chainsaw brings out the lumberjack in all of us.

The Pick: Oh yes, I love cutting down trees, and by trees I mean people.

RJ45: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry...that laugh I just did there is the feeling you get when you have a chainsaw. No other laugh, just that specific one.

However, thinking about ruling the world via a billion chainsaws makes me want to sing that Titanic song we heard nonstop from the years 1998 to 1998

The Pick: What, "A Whole New World"?

RJ45: Nah, that's Aladdin Almost the same movie, though. Don't worry, it is pretty much a common mistake.

The Pick:  That reminds me, I have this stupid cousin, and I pretty much hate him...Here's why:

One time, he, my brother, and I all went to see Aladdin. We got our candy and sat down. Before the show started, he said "Do you want a Nerd?" referring to his Nerds that he bought. Being a kid, I accepted. The kid gives me one friggin' Nerd, and he was totally serious. He's the kind of kid that'll give you one friggin' nerd when he offers you candy. What a jerk.

RJ45: He didn't say "just kidding" and give you more nerds?

The Pick: No. It was a legitimate offer.

RJ45: Ahh...and that's why The Pick always has a box of nerds with himself wherever he goes. You're healing yourself, one day at a time

In fact, everything makes sense now! The nerds, the offering of nerds while shoving the box in face. Aladdin...Titanic. It is a like a circle...wheel of some sorts

The Pick: The wheel of idiocy that is my life.

RJ45: Hey, its A Whole New World out there, tiger...now you can go out there, or you can sink like a...a big boat of some sorts...possibly big....SO GO GET EM BOY! GO FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING GOLD / LOCAL EQUIVALENT OF GOLD.

By that I mean:

GO FOR IT!