War Time! Vol 2. - The WYLFWT.com Army vs. MyLight

Today is the last day of "Petition Week" here on WYLFWT.com!

If you are a regular visitor to this website but are still somehow living in a proverbial "WYLFWT? Cave"... FlareHolyMeteo, my brother, recently had an online petition put in against him.

"I stumbled upon this site and have been reading your articles. As a mother of three children, I must say that you are horrible. Don't you have any morals? People, this guy has touched abortion, Christianity, and things that I wouldn't dare touch, and he thinks it is funny. How can someone who has "Holy" in their online handle be so un-Christian-like. How can someone be like you? It is people like you why society is the way it is. You are apart of decaying society. I will say, that I will not let my children read the horrible things you have had to say about women, abortion, and Christians. I consider myself a good Christian, and I suggest you follow lead." 

Back then, Flare retorted with this remark:

"First of all, morals are in the eye of the beholder, so what you might consider sinful (i.e. homosexuality), would be okay by me. Also, Flare, Holy, and Meteo are spells in the game Final Fantasy, but I guess your moral set would consider those games to be witchcraft. Also, I don't know what you mean by how I demean women. You must have confused me with Ray, as he is the one who said that women should be fellating men on demand and forced to have abortions. I just simply made fun of him. If you would also read further into this current article, it says that Christians can pray as much as they want, as long as they don't force it onto others. I just simply make fun of PROPAGANDA that appears in my bulletins on MySpace. I despise propaganda that twists our thoughts towards fascism, whether religious or secular. If you think that a woman having the right to an abortion is so horrible, then just don't get one. Don't bug me with pictures of bloody stillborns that I see the extremists display to warp our perceptions. As far as being a "good Christian," if that means logging onto random people's websites and calling them horrible because my antifeminist views give me nothing else to do, then no thanks."

"You know. you are just as bad as FlareMeteoHoly. Where do you get off referring to everyone of the priests as child molestors? Any group can have child molestors! You are going to find rotten apples in every batch. My grandfather is a priest and he doesn't rape children. I wouldn't be surprised if you raped children since you talk about it so much."

"Hey, good job SpaceCowboy. As far as MyLight is concerned, she's too quick to just lump everyone who criticizes today's state of Christanity into a group of people called "baby killers" or "child molesters." Don't worry, I've been called something around the likes of a baby killer by her. Just ignore her, like I'm going to do here. Also, she's talking about someone named FlareMeteoHoly, an imposter of mine that doesn't exist on this website."

On top of that, The WYLFWT.com Army stepped up and pounced on her like a fat man on a pizza  So, of course she had no counter-argument...AGAIN.

So, that brings us to about one week ago where I received this email in my inbox:

As i had warned, you now have left me with no choice but to start a petition
to show you how we feel.

http://www.petitiononline.com/flartime/petition.html

Sincerely,

Darlene

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From photos to predictions, The MSN Entertainment Guide to Golden Globes has
it all. http://tv.msn.com/tv/globes2007/?icid=nctagline1

How Many MyLights does it take to change a lightbulb?

That is when I read the words that will forever be immortalized on WYLFWT.com:

"Upon reading FlareHolyMeteor's articles on WYLFWT.com, you will so realize that he is harmful to the good of the country and society. He stands for everything that is not pure. Here are some of his examples:

1. In Flare Time "MySpace Evangelism Part 2," FlareHolyMeteo discusses his love for abortion and the benefits of it. To quote that we can "not produce very viable offspring." You can read that here: http://wylfwt.com/home/daily-articles/flareholymeteo/flare-time-vol-19-m...

2. FlareHolyMeteor is a Bin Ladin supporter. In "A Different Kind of Terrorism," FlareHolyMeteor discusses how Christians are the real terrorists. You can read that here: http://wylfwt.com/home/daily-articles/flareholymeteo/flare-time-vol-22-different-kind-terrorism

3. FlareHolyMeteor is for the torture of animals and would also like us to be infected with diseases. You can read about that in column "F*CK PETA! Give me Bacteria!" http://wylfwt.com/home/daily-articles/flareholymeteo/flare-time-vol-9-fuck-peta-save-bacteria

Those just scratch the surface. He suggests we should fornicate with pies, ambush bicycle riders, and that he is a "god." He has a following and could possibly be a cult leader.

This petition is a statement. A statement that we are sick and tired of such tyranny. We are tired of FlareHolyMeteor poisoning the mind and boodies with such trash. We would like the owner of WYLFWT.com, Richard Jackson, to remove FlareHolyMeteor's posts immediately. "

You want to talk about totally NOT READING A DAMN THING. I didn't really have too much of a problem with the accusations other than maybe the one that my brother supports Osama. That kind of shit can be damaging and luckily the rest of her petition makes her sound like a complete fucking crackpot.

The immediate comments after the petition were great:

Sebrina: "I don't think this person realizes who she's dealing with or what she has started! WOW!

DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM,   DUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"

Turbo: "OH NOES MY BOODIE! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS POISON IN MY BOODIE!

I should get all the email addresses of the signers and be like... "HEY YO GUESS WHAT! YOU DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T READ IT! Problem solved!""

BrotherBenton: "I'm gonna tell 'em that I know him personally and he really does tell me to fornicate with pies all the time. He's my cult leader and I'm proud."

Weaver: "I haven't laughed this hard in a long time."

Flare fought back with Flare Time 26 - Flare should not be allowed on TV. Flare and I first thought that this would be one funny article and that would be the end of it...but The WYLFWT.com Army had a different plan...

IT IS WAR TIME!!!

Yup. we were hell bent on kicking some ass and chewing some bubble gum. But just like Roddy, we were all out of bubble gum!

In This Week in WYLFWT 01.06.2007...I declared it "Petition Week" on WYLFWT.com!

• 01.07.2007 - 5iN gives everyone the warning of a lifetime for future readers: A message to those who find our content objectionable.
• 01.08.2007 - Farranheit911 makes an appearance with a little petition of his own! The Down with Darlene Petition.
• 01.09.2007 - Out of spite, SpaceCowboy delivers another article that MyLight might find objectionable! Oh Your God!!
• 01.10.2007 - BrotherBenton delivers the word of The Cult of FlareHolyMeteor
• 01.11.2007 - Brynna gives the word of a mother in Of Fanatiticism, Petitions, & Blatant Stupidity .
• 01.12.2007 - This Article! The digest summing it all up! War Time Vol. 2 !

Top 10 MyLight Quotes

10. I am telling my church this Sunday about you and sending the link. BEWARE.
9. Oh no, you should never underestimate the power of a petition.
8. You guys dont have to mock me.
7. Now wait just one minute. What gives you the right to start a petition? I started a petition first! You can't copy me!
6. Kalaab is obviously in support of me.
5. He suggests we should fornicate with pies, ambush bicycle riders, and that he is a "god."
4. It looks like my petition has more signatures than yours. What does that tell you?
3. As our favaorite Klingon, Spock, said, "That should not conquer us, shall make us stronger!"
2. We are tired of FlareHolyMeteor poisoning the mind and boodies with such trash.
1. Sorgasm dedcteor? I'm afraid I don't follow you.

So, now it all leads to my thoughts on this matter, as I have been asked completely all that happened.

WYLFWT.com is a website dedicated to expression and creativity. People are allowed to express their opinions whether it may be FlareHolyMeteor's stance on pro-choice or The Pick's stance on Christian morality. No matter what, everyone is allowed to have a thought. However, it is highly encouraged that you express your thoughts with good spelling, grammar, and you don't act childish.

My perfect example would have to be on SpaceCowboy's Political *Anal*yst. WYLFWT.com Army Member, Captain_Spaulding had disagreed with what SpaceCowboy had said in that article. We then engaged in a free forum of thoughts and opinions. Quite honestly, it is one of the best political debates I have seen between non-politicians that didn't end up with participants mentioning the words: Hitler, "Master Race," and/or the KKK.

This website is not for small children. Hell, the internet really isn't for small children. However, my job is to not parent your kids. Last I checked, that was YOUR job.

Now, as for the defamation you made against my brother, I take a couple exceptions

• Suggesting that my brother is a Bin Laden supporter? Yeah, that's stepping over your boundaries. You are lucky that we don't slap you with a defamation in the form of libel suit on that one. There isn't even anything suggesting that! Seriously, what the fuck? What even leads you to believe that?
• My brother is not pro-abortion. He is pro-choice. There's a big fucking difference, believe it or not. He does not advocate for women just getting abortions as a hobby. He believes that people should have options. You don't do things because you want to, but because you have to.
• Do you even read anything? I mean...ANYTHING? I would say you took things out of context... but you didn't even get that far. There is no context! You just fucked everything up!

Let me tell you a little something about FlareHolyMeteo. He's a lot like Rocky in that the odds were stacked at him since he was two years old when he was diagnosed with autism. Any doctor back then could tell you that he probably wouldn't have gotten out of grade school. But he fought and clawed his way out. Things were thrown in his way and he kicked ass! He now is on the honors track at University of Illinois, one of the top Engineering schools if motherfuckin' America! His goal? To become a scientist. He also studies other topics such as religion, politics, and everything else in between. His column, Flare Time, was the fucking  base of WYLFWT.com in the beginning and got us off our damn feet! If you think for one minute that your horribly constructed rants from a crackpot is going have me take it all down because your kid may have read one of his rants?

HELL FUCKING NO. Grow up and parent your own kids. You have to understand that you have set a horrible example for your children. The only way to teach your kids morals and values is by example. NOT by attacking small-time websites.

However, what you have done to the WYLFWT.com visitors is create more unity among us. You have managed to create The WYLFWT.com Army. That is what you have done.

For all of the hits. For all of the laughs. For a weeks worth of material For everything that you have managed to do. To one stupid idiot...we thank you.

Now, I will be blocking your username if I don't receive the following within 48 hours.

1. An assurance that you will request that admins of PetitionOnline to delete the petition
2. A heartfelt apology and rescind earlier statements.
3. Show some respect for myself and all of the people who have put in some hard work to make WYLFWT.com what it is today.

Seems reasonable to me? What about you guys?

HOWEVER...the more I think about it. The more you may be right. The more that FlareHolyMeteoR is harmful to the mind and the boodie. You have a point.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY ALL OF FLAREHOLYMETEOR'S ARTICLES WILL BE TAKEN DOWN FROM WYLFWT.COM!

Since fortunately, we don't have a user going by that handle, I don't have to do a damn thing! Congratulations MyLight, YOU WON THE WAR!

In conclusion, this answers the age old question... "How stupid can one person be?!"

Thank you and good night!