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Ridiculous Real Phobias, A through Z: B
Submitted by RJ45 on Sun, 10/28/2007 - 12:07am.
See you at the letter C!
Welcome to a series by yours truly called "Ridiculous Real Phobias, A - Z." Over the next few months, I will be going over the phobias, and running down my favorites from A through Z. I will provide a quick analysis, and suggest a practical joke for everyone to run with.
Check out previous editions: A
Now, without further ado, let us continue with the letter B!
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
RJ45's Analysis: Quite often confused with dyslexia...
Practical Joke: You need to inject them with a sedative so they will pass out. Then, chain them up to the wall of a library.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
RJ45's Analysis: Soviet Unite! Gather together as you area all very relevant in today's society and scare the piss out of these Bolshephobes!
Practical Joke: Talk about the Cold War...
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
RJ45's Analysis: I tell you, nothing scares the crap out of me more than GRAVITY! Personally, I would much rather live on the moon. That way we can float endlessly in space and die that way instead!
Practical Joke: Drug them and then hang them by their pants off of the edge of a cliff!
Basophobia - Fear of walking.
RJ45's Analysis: How much are you willing to bet that someone, someday said "I am not lazy, I have basophobia! I can't help it!"
Practical Joke: Sign them up for the Race for a Cure and other mile walk charity events!
Bathophobia - Fear of depth.
RJ45's Analysis: Also sometimes known as George Bush Personality Defecit Disorder..
Practical Joke: If male, stick them with a really old prostitute. If female, bring in a porno star.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
RJ45's Analysis: DAMN NEWTS!
Practical Joke: Sign them up for Fear Factor
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
RJ45's Analysis: What the fuck? Who goes "AHHHHH!!! GET IT AWAY! GET THE ROSE AWAY FROM ME! AHHH! SO SCARY!"
Practical Joke: TWO WORDS...
HEDGE MAZE!
Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of body smells.
RJ45's Analysis: Now let me ask you this... who likes body smells? Hell, I am afraid of having B.O. every day... so, I really don't see this as a phobia as more than something we all fear and hate!
Practical Joke: Get a whole bunch of nekkid sweaty people in their room with the heat turned up to 85. That should suffice.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
RJ45's Analysis: BOOGEYMAN!
Bart, I don't mean to alarm you, but there might be a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the house.
Oh wait, Bogeys? What the fuck is The Bogeyman?
Practical Joke: I don't know. Tell me what The Bogeyman is first...
See you at the letter C!
RJ45
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Botanophobia
Botanophobia takes the cake on that one, lol.
what is the phobia name for hate?
the subject explains it.
let me try it too
Skinnyphobia: fear of being skinny
Tibi analysis: We do have McDonalds that sells lots of fat full products so... no comment
Practical joke: tell them that you are going to sign them up for an anorexia treatment
The trouble is that we have
The trouble is that we have a really small yard to begin with. it’s only something like 20 feet wide and 35 feet long and with three to four foot deep garden testking pdf beds going around the edges of the yard there isn’t much space left over. If we do put in a pond it will have to be a small one. I guess I’ll have a look ccent at pond supplies and see what I can come up with. Perhaps a small premade plastic pond would work? Any ideas? I know that making a pond isn’t all that hard, but getting one to fit into a small established mcse 70 291 garden … that might be hard!
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