| Title | Author | Posted |
|---|---|---|
| WHO NEEDS GUNS?! | RJ45 | 12/03/2008 - 5:42pm |
| WHOOOOOOOO | spicyman11 | 12/03/2008 - 5:38pm |
| HA! | spicyman11 | 12/02/2008 - 10:12pm |
| Right With White is a stark | LukeBusy (not verified) | 12/02/2008 - 3:44pm |
| before you embarrass | Anonymous (not verified) | 12/01/2008 - 5:10pm |
Ridiculous Real Phobias, A through Z: B

Welcome to a series by yours truly called "Ridiculous Real Phobias, A - Z." Over the next few months, I will be going over the phobias, and running down my favorites from A through Z. I will provide a quick analysis, and suggest a practical joke for everyone to run with.
Check out previous editions: A
Now, without further ado, let us continue with the letter B!
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
RJ45's Analysis: Quite often confused with dyslexia...
Practical Joke: You need to inject them with a sedative so they will pass out. Then, chain them up to the wall of a library.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
RJ45's Analysis: Soviet Unite! Gather together as you area all very relevant in today's society and scare the piss out of these Bolshephobes!
Practical Joke: Talk about the Cold War...
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
RJ45's Analysis: I tell you, nothing scares the crap out of me more than GRAVITY! Personally, I would much rather live on the moon. That way we can float endlessly in space and die that way instead!
Practical Joke: Drug them and then hang them by their pants off of the edge of a cliff!
Basophobia - Fear of walking.
RJ45's Analysis: How much are you willing to bet that someone, someday said "I am not lazy, I have basophobia! I can't help it!"
Practical Joke: Sign them up for the Race for a Cure and other mile walk charity events!
Bathophobia - Fear of depth.
RJ45's Analysis: Also sometimes known as George Bush Personality Defecit Disorder..
Practical Joke: If male, stick them with a really old prostitute. If female, bring in a porno star.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
RJ45's Analysis: DAMN NEWTS!
Practical Joke: Sign them up for Fear Factor
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
RJ45's Analysis: What the fuck? Who goes "AHHHHH!!! GET IT AWAY! GET THE ROSE AWAY FROM ME! AHHH! SO SCARY!"
Practical Joke: TWO WORDS...
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HEDGE MAZE!
Bromidrosiphobia - Fear of body smells.
RJ45's Analysis: Now let me ask you this... who likes body smells? Hell, I am afraid of having B.O. every day... so, I really don't see this as a phobia as more than something we all fear and hate!
Practical Joke: Get a whole bunch of nekkid sweaty people in their room with the heat turned up to 85. That should suffice.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
RJ45's Analysis: BOOGEYMAN!
Bart, I don't mean to alarm you, but there might be a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the house.
Oh wait, Bogeys? What the fuck is The Bogeyman?
Practical Joke: I don't know. Tell me what The Bogeyman is first...
See you at the letter C!
RJ45
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Botanophobia
Botanophobia takes the cake on that one, lol.
what is the phobia name for hate?
the subject explains it.
let me try it too
Skinnyphobia: fear of being skinny
Tibi analysis: We do have McDonalds that sells lots of fat full products so... no comment
Practical joke: tell them that you are going to sign them up for an anorexia treatment
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