Paranormal Conspiracies of Conspiracies That Are Paranormal #1: 9/11

I may not make through this entire post. From what I can understand, the government is on their way to erase my hard drive, so I will try to tell you all that I know.

Over six years ago, two planes crashed into the World Trade Center.... or so that's what you think. Now, you may have heard some theories. However, it goes deeper than theories. This is bigger than even the human race!

Now, many conspiracy theorists have argued that it was explosives that took down the World Trade Center. Why? Because steel melts at 1525° C, and although jet fuel burns only at 825° C, it doesn't have to burn hot enough to melt to cause the buildings to collapse, since steel loses 50% of its strength at 648 ° C. So there is something that EVERYONE has looked over, and that is why this is bigger than we are...

Now, what you are about to read may be shocking, but its for your own good. YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD!!!

The question that has been asked for the last 6 years is... Who is behind 9/11? Well, the answer might shock you and rock the very foundation of your life to its very damn core...

GIGANTIC MONSTER ANTS!!!!

Yes. that is right. What the government and all of the world's leaders have been hiding from you is that there are GIGANTIC MONSTER ANTS that live underground, and have been oppressed by the man for the past 50 years. Now, they want to take over the world. They used a lethal combination of their nano-computers, termites, and worker ants to take down the towers.

Many years ago, Orson Wells ran the infamous War of the Worlds broadcast. For years, this has been regarded as a "hoax." That is not the case as IT DID HAPPEN. The whole "hoax" theory was actually covered-up by the government! Documents from the hours that War of the Worlds were ran mysteriously went missing. We did manage to recover a note card from the FBI's office that says "1/2 Cup of Flour. 1 Egg. 1 Cup of sugar" Now what the hell do you suppose THAT MEANS? The only conclusions that we can draw is that it is code for the MAJOR COVER-UP. Hey Government, who are you trying to fool here?

Why would they try to cover up an alien landing?

Because in those spaceships were GIGANTIC MONSTER ANTS. They were nice people. Eye witness reports say that they came in peace. However, The Government was afraid of new people, considering how racist they were at the time. So, they took the ants captive and placed them underground in caves. The ants had no idea what to do at the time.

 "You know, sometimes when you cage the beast, the beast gets angry." - Wolverine, X-Men 3: The Last Stand

The beast comes out, and these GIGANTIC MONSTER ANTS became feral. They became ravenous beasts. They were determined to kill their oppressors. But how would they do that?

 They first tried to make a splash in the media. After all, they escaped for a brief period when the guard accidentally forgot to lock the front door of the cave, they landed again in the War of the Worlds special, which was a huge hit. However, the government got a hold of the radio station when they learned the horrors, and ended up covering the whole program up as "entertainment." Of course, WE all know differently.

When television became the dominant force in the media, the Gigantic Monster Ants decided to bide their time until the perfect stage had come along. In fact, why not try one of the biggest television shows of all time? THE SIMPSONS... 

From episode, Deep Space Homer 

In the episode Deep Space Homer, an ant farm was brought on board of a Space Shuttle that Homer was in. In this episode, Homer accidentally releases The Ant Farm, and we get our first public appearance of GIGANTIC MONSTER ANTS, much to the horrors of TV Anchor, Kent Brockman... who had no choice but to Hail Ants. In this fictional story, we do overcome the GIGANTIC MONSTER ANTS and our astronauts arrive safely. But this is fiction...

Unfortunately, what the Gigantic Monster Ants never realized is that The Simpsons were, in fact, a comedy, and not drama was their sources originally let them to believe. That is why the government let this one slip, because they knew that the people would never take such a scenario seriously after it was on The Simpsons.

However, the writers of The Simpsons at the time were horrified, as reported by a eye-witness report of a now deceased janitor. Security camera footage was reported as stolen, and it is been concluded by several paranormal and psychic experts that the Simpsons writers were mind-wiped by electroshocks so they would forget that the whole incident ever happened.

Don't you find it strange that there are movies about spiders, scorpions, and flies... but no movies about Ants coming to life to kill everyone? Well, the government doesn't even want the idea out there, as early established by The Simpsons principal. They have obviously gotten to the writers of Hollywood, as they shrug the idea of Giant Monster Ants as "too stupid of an idea"... OR IS IT?

SPIDERS INSTEAD OF ANTS?! COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE!

After being totally embarrassed, they knew it was time to send out a message. So, they plotted for months and months. They had planted bugs all over different groups such as the FBI, KKK, Al Qaeda, and even the Girl Scouts! Stocking up on missiles. Training their bugs to become a demolition crew of pure and utter hatred and total destruction! They made ties with the regular ant community so their time could go unnoticed when they took down their target. Biding their time on when to strike... and WHERE to strike.

That time was September 11, 2001. They knew that planes were the most insecure, vulnerable, and potentially destructive part of our nation. So, Giant Monster Ants kidnapped people who they thought could be confused for terrorists, and brainwashed them. After all, they did not want The Fuzz going after them and end up getting killed. After this many years, they just wanted to send a message to The Government that they will not be ignored forever.

9/11 then happened. 2 planes crashed into the World Trade Center. 1 missile was launched by ants against The Pentagon. Another plane didn't make it, but that's because the Gigantic Monster Ants didn't have enough manpower, but they felt their point was made regardless. Now, the World Trade Center, as we know, couldn't have possibly collapsed due to burning jet fuel (since steel has to melt in order to collapse, and not lose strength or anything like that), a 181,610 pound airplane inside the fucking building, other widespread fires, people panicking out of the building, falling debris inside and outside the building, busted pipes, and the fact that the building was 40 years old and possibly some things may been not as stable and/or maintained as it once was. Not to mention the fact that the building next door was also burning up and possibly contributing to the problem. IT IS JUST NOT POSSIBLE!!!!

That's where the regular ants come in. Ever since Larry Silverstein had purchased the World Trade Center, things were in a disarray. That is when the ants lined themselves inside of the building because everything was a disorganized mess. They helped bring it down in a nice controlled demolition, and it was the ants who destroyed the building!

There are many eye witness reports that the ant infestation in some of their homes outside of New York was higher than usual. However, the government has destroyed all ant extermination records from the month of September. They claim that there simply wasn't any calls about ants, but the usual calls are on rats, cockroaches, etc. Heh... that's what they want you to think.

IN FACT, a letter between The Assistant to the Assistant to the Assistant Director of Assisted Military Operations and an exterminator states, and I QUOTE:

"Thank you for taking care of all of the rats. We are further in debt. The only bug we run into is the occasional ant, but that's to be expected."

That is to be expected? Since when do places EXPECT ants? I don't know about you, but when I find an ant, I get a little creeped. I want to destroy it. I don't shout "OH! That's to be expected. Tee hee!"

It appears that I have said too much. Someone in a white suit is knocking on my door. Oh dear god, the government is here! I will NOT be silenced. This is is my final message to all of you before they take me away to their torture chambers!

The Truth is Out There

anonymous