Internet Time Wasters: Will anal sex make my butt bigger?

Welcome to a blog column that I would like to call "Internet Time Wasters."

Perhaps I could come up with a better name, but that' just waste my time. :-D

Today's time waster is a doozy:

Will Anal Sex Make My Butt Bigger?

(Note: This unfortunately has been deleted on the original message board, but I was able to dig up the page through the wayback machine.)

Here is her post:

"I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.

I think I like this even if it doesn't make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can't tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?"

And then later...

"I don't know. My boyfriend said it's been medically proven. That his sperms contains testosterone which is an ingedient in steroids (which make muscles bigger). That's why he says he has to shoot it really deep and I have to hold it in, so that it can absorb.

We were only having anal sex once a day before. For the last week we have been doing it twice a day. Now i think I can see a difference. I think my pants are tighter on my butt too.

It does not bother me to have him shoot in my butt, so I think I will keep doing it and let you guys know if it works."

I am speechless...

There is one of two possibilities.

1. This is fake.

OR...

2. This chick is the dumbest girl on the fucking planet and this man is a fucking genius.

Here are a few of my favorite replies:

"Tell your boyfriend that if you use a strap-on on him it'll make his penis bigger"

"Right now there have to be hundreds of men who have read this saying, "I wonder if my girlfriend would believe this.""

Approximate Time Wasting Value: 9 minutes