"Corporate Suits"

You got The Pick here for a rare appearance on Would You Like Fries With That?

My involuntary choice of profession is at a call center for a cable company. My job is to supervise the floor and my team. The call center I work at also serves as our local office. This is where customers can return equipment, make payments, ad nauseum.

It was just another day of pointless meetings and trivial problems. However, I received a page to go up to the front desk where a customer wanted to speak to a supervisor.

I walk up to the front desk and speak to this individual. Right there, he started going off about his bill. He starting telling me that "the corporate suits were piling more and more debt on the working class."

Don't I know it buddy?

However, he kept going, eventually this jackass reached the conclusion, "that eventually it was ALL going to collapse. There will be no more 60-foot yahts to ski behind."

Yeah, I tow my yaht behind my piece of shit pick-up truck.

Then he said, "There will be no more corporate buttholes doing cocaine"

All of that and he doesn't even use the word 'asshole.'

I just wanted to tell him "Buddy, you obviously have never seen my apartment, because it sucks."

As RJ45 himself pointed out, I'm probably going to have to cut down on my yahting due to my extravagant $33k per year salary.

What I don't get is that he assumed I was a corporate suit, even though I came up there visibly in old jeans and my Jimi Hendrix t-shirt.

The Pick - Representin' Corporate America