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Chase and Raina Watts: Worst. MySpace. Ever.
Submitted by RJ45 on Sun, 11/11/2007 - 12:55am.
Till next time!
UPDATE 11.18.2007 READ AT THE BOTTOM
UPDATE 11.16.2007 READ AT THE BOTTOM
(MySpace People #16)
It has been awhile, but we are back with a traditional MySpace People!
For those of you whom still live in the internet cave, MySpace is a community site that you can sign up. You get seemingly unlimited space for pictures, and you work on setting up your own MySpace page. You have a wall that people write comments on. You add friends. The more friends you have, the cooler you are! You also get your own blog that pretty much nobody reads unless you actively promote your posts. The other thing MySpace specializes in is finding underground bands. Some WYLFWT.com featured bands such as This Burning Earth can all can be found on MySpace.
I am going to admit, I haven't written a traditional MySpace People in awhile because I just haven't been really inspired to look for the same old freaks. THAT WAS UNTIL THE OTHER DAY. Ladies and gentlemen, if there is only ONE bad MySpace Profile you visit this entire year, you have to make it this one!
This is just... well, this is bad!
A "friend" of this particular profile messaged us a message to add them. Why couldn't they just message us themselves? I will never know.
The profile was located at: http://www.myspace.com/chaseandrainawatts
WARNING: It takes like 5 minutes to load, so, I have taken screenshots.
So, far not bad, right? Well... you scroll down and you see THIS:
These just aren't your normal run of the mill "cutesy" pics. These are pretty bad and, at times, quite disgusting. HUUUGGGEE turn off, in other words. Some of their captions on their pics actually say "Kissing: What we do best." Yeah... its just not visually appealing to the audiences you are subjecting this crap to.
It isn't just there, these awful pictures are plastered EVERYWHERE:
By the way, there is no such thing as "Not all of my MySpace friends." You only have a little over a thousand. Get over it! Most people aren't that stupid to believe that you have 400,000 friends, OMGORZ! Begging people to add you and comment on your pictures comes off really pathetic, but I don't think I have to tell the people that. One other thing to look at is that if you look at the comments on their pics... almost all of them are from the same few people. Could have they actually created a fake profile to comment on their pics just to make themselves look popular? NAH... NEVER!
I tried to see what their story was. Were they famous? NOPE. Were they part of some viral campaign gone horribly wrong? NOPE. If you Google them, you won't find much.
They are just a married couple that says to the people "We are in, like, so totally in love and we, like, don't really care who knows."
Join the club. Speaking of clubs...
Now, if you thought that was bad, it actually gets worse!
"RJ45, there is no possible way this could actually get worse. You are a liar! Stop liar you lying bag of lies!"
They have opened up their own "Fan Club."
A fan club? A FAN CLUB?! YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! You opened up a fucking MySpace. My mother has a MySpace. I wouldn't be surprised if my Grandmother ends up having a MySpace! Opening one up and posting horrible pictures of yourselves does not constitute you all opening up a fucking fan club!
If my fiance and I ever do something like this, I want everyone to pull a machine gun out and shoot us right there on the spot. Please, you will do us a favor.
The occasional PDA is okay. Innocent kisses in pictures online can be "cute." But this... yeah... this is just stupid. Its not hot. Its not porn material. Its not cute. Its fucking stupid.
I am not the only one who agrees either, listen to some of the wonderful comments that I have received from my fellow peers on this lovely profile:
In conclusion, Chase and Raina Watts? FAIL.
Sebrina: Hands down, the worst ever!LeoLay: At first, I thought they were brother and sister...
Crysco: Oh god, that is terrible....
the_ninja_style: Ok, kissing is one thing but I DO NOT need full on porno tongue kissing pictures, thank you. It's not cute, it's not romantic, it's gross.
Also when the highest speed of internet offered to you can't load the page in under five minutes, something NEEDS to go!!5iN: oh... my... GOD!
It's like caken.com used to be, only with flash and vomit.And they have a domain address to link to their myspace?!?!?
I lose more faith in humanity as the days pass.
Till next time!
RJ45
UPDATE 11.16.2007
Well, I received a message from our two favorite lovebirds. Needless to say, I was expecting a "i hate u!!1 u suck!! mind ur own bizn3zz!"
BUT, I didn't. In fact...
They let me know that they took into consideration some of the things covered here and... it is no longer the worst MySpace ever. DAMN...
Here are some of the changes they made:
- Removed the fan club. GOOD CALL.
- They no longer claim to 400,000 or so friends.
- Moved top friends and comments off the page to decrease loading time by about 33%. (And as a deterrent to spammers those who post ridiculous comments that drag load times down. I can dig.)
They still have the tongue pics, but you can't win them all.
UPDATE 11.18.2007
I also wanted to take the time to let you all know that I have exchanged messages with Chase, and he totally surprised me. This profile is meant to be a parody of bad profiles... and a very well done one. He's got some really personal and actually understandable motivations behind why he is doing this (right down to registering their dot com), but I will leave that one up to Chase to explain that one of to people.
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DAMN!
Good job. That is a waste of bandwidth if I ever saw one. Thanks for the screenshots otherwise I'd be here all day.
You can tell that they're
You can tell that they're children. Not only but the age, but how they type like they would speak. This is why I don't like My Space anymore.
The hell?
The... look on their faces is PRICELESS. Do they think that's attractive?
In the main pic he looks about ready to puke. And in the porno/tongue kissing picture, she looks like she's either in serious pain, or his hand is shoved halfway up where it shouldn't be. (though, I guess if they're married his hand should be the only one... nevermind)
Practice your porno faces elsewhere, Children! We here on teh intarwebs shall mock you further if you don't.
~Her Royal Shininess, Jax
Well...
I never really looked at the picture that way. Then again, I do my best to scroll down immediately when that damn pic comes up. Bad enough I had to take screenshots and crop it in Photoshop a billion times till I got those ugly pics to fit on my page right. UGH...
But yeah... people... Jax has properly illustrated an important lesson for you all... just because it looks fun on the porn you watched on the internet, may not necessarily reflect the fun you may actually have in the bedroom, such as fisting...
The Reason Our MySpace Is The Way It Is
For those of you who have read the updates on this page about us: Richie left it up to us to explain why the MySpace is the way it is since he probably did not want to post anything too personal on the site. So I will explain it here:
The URL
We bought ChaseAndRaina.com for a good and long reason. We met at a boarding school for drug addicts and behavior problems. After we left we went to the corporation that owned them as well as the media about the school. There was all types of crazy stuff going on there! Abuse, neglect, harassment! We also started a MySpace group for the former students of this school (http://groups.myspace.com/ExcelAcademyMySpaceGroup) and joined various organizations such as Cafety.org in order to fight against schools like this. We had been gathering up information and putting together a lawsuit against the school. Then, all of a sudden A LOT of fake MySpace profiles for Chase started popping up saying that they were him. Of course that was the school trying to find out info about what was going on and what was going to be done legally. So, we went ahead and bought ChaseAndRaina.com. That way, nobody would ever be able to claim to be one of us because everyone knew they could just go to ChaseAndRaina.com and be redirected to our actual profile. For those of you wondering about the school, all the administration has been fired and it is being shutdown in December.
Our profile, as far as the information on it is true, we are in love, we do hate spammers and think that people who use MySpace to make money are silly. We wanted to make a MySpace so out there with so much stuff on it, so many pics that parents would cover their kids eyes, and so many friends that our actual friends would just blend in with the crowd and not be harassed. Yes, the school does harass my friends. Well, not anymore, because our theory worked, we now have too many friends for them to harass. They tried to the first week and now, with this profile being up after only three weeks, has over 5000 friends, the school cannot track everyone.
I am also into social networking and interested in marketing and think that MySpace is a very useful tool for people to see how marketing works.
However, we do want to make something clear. We are not famous (except for on MySpace apparently), we are not on talk shows, we do not do modeling, we do not make money off MySpace. In fact, we have put on our main page a statement explaining to people how to avoid spammers on MySpace. If you have any more questions feel free to message us and ask.
By the way, we do not care about WYLFWT writing this article. That's what the media does for a living. Duh! If they didn't write articles that people found interesting then how the hell would they stay in business?
-Chase And Raina Watts
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