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Metal Mania: Even More Bad Album Covers
Submitted by RJ45 on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 8:15am.
1. Piledriver - Metal Inquisition
2. Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry
3. Saxon - Saxon
4. Vio-lence - Opressing the Masses
5. Evergray - Monday Morning Apocalypse
6. Pantera - Power Metal
7. Exciter - Violence and Force
8. Cacophony - Speed Metal Symphony
9. Boned - Up the Crack
10. Morbid Saint - Spectrum Of Death
Tonight, I am having a party with some friends and we are basically going to get drunk and watch bad metal music videos.
People have B-Movie parties all the time, well this is something similar to that, only my spin on it is bad metal videos!
This is metal from all types ranging from Hair Bands to Thrash Metal to Nu-Metal to Black Metal. In preparation for the party, I have put together a collection of some bad album covers to come out of the metal scene.
We have a few previous editions right here:
- Metal Mania: Bad Metal Album Covers - December 28, 2007
- Metal Mania: More Bad Album Covers - May 16, 2008
1. Piledriver - Metal Inquisition
Okay, apparently a guitar can also double as a Jackhammer...
2. Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry
Dee Snider says "Come on, throw me a bone here!"
3. Saxon - Saxon
This would be the painted right handed sword version of the
above Twisted Sister cover...
4. Vio-lence - Opressing the Masses
She's got legs, and she knows how to use them...
Board Room Meeting:
Record Label: Alright guys, this is what we got for the album cover...
Vio-lence: On all ears...
Record Label: Legs... lots and lots of legs!
Vio-lence: ... ... ...
5. Evergray - Monday Morning Apocalypse
WANTED: A decent album cover.
Board Room Meting:
Evergray: So, you called us in to discuss the album cover...
Record Label Guy: Okay, remember that week where you all 5 got arrested at different points in the tour?
Evergray: Yes.
Record Label Guy: Well, I think its time we take lemons and make lemonade!
Evergray: I hate you...
6. Pantera - Power Metal
:: shudders ::
7. Exciter - Violence and Force
I think I saw this as the cover to every horror movie made between 1980 and 1983...
8. Cacophony - Speed Metal Symphony
Some handsome guys right there...
9. Boned - Up the Crack
Oh lord, what the fuck?
Board Room Meeting:
Record Label Guy: We here believe that we want to give the artist as much freedom as possible with their creation. So, we want to go with whatever you have for as your idea as the album cover...
Boned Guitarist: Well, I believe that my guitar is like my cock. I play with my cock and its awesome. So... why don't have a guitar being someone's cock as the cover
Record Label Guy: ... ...
:: Presses a button on the Conference Phone ::
Record Label Guy: Julie, schedule me a meeting with the directors about this artist having freedom crap.
10. Morbid Saint - Spectrum Of Death
YES! THIS IS JUST FUCKING AWESOME SHIT RIGHT HERE!
Hope you enjoyed this one as much as you enjoyed the previous ones.
Later!
RJ45
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Watching bad metal videos is
Watching bad metal videos is the best an there are plenty to choose from.
That Piledriver album cover is so ridiculously amazing.
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