| Title | Author | Posted |
|---|---|---|
| World Of Warcraft fails | kershaad (not verified) | 10/12/2008 - 8:41pm |
| Great Article! | EarthFairie | 10/09/2008 - 10:28am |
| Interesting Insight | RJ45 | 10/09/2008 - 9:47am |
| Emo for the win! | Anonymous (not verified) | 10/05/2008 - 3:27pm |
| True to the bone! | Anonymous (not verified) | 10/05/2008 - 7:50am |
The WORST of LOLCats
LOLCats have basically taken over a section of the internet. Why? Still not really too sure on that. Some of them are pretty funny, but some of them outright suck.
Now, what is an LOLCat. Well, let us use WikiPedia's opening paragraph on what an LOLCat is:
"Lolcat is a term used to describe an image combining a photograph of an animal, most frequently a cat, with a subjectively humorous and idiosyncratic caption in broken English referred to as Kitty Pidgin, or lolspeak. The idea originated on 4chan imageboards as Caturday. The name "lolcat" is a compound word of "lol" and "cat". The phenomenon is also referred to as cat macros. Lolcats are created for photo sharing imageboards and other internet forums. Lolcats are similar to other anthropomorphic animal-based image macros such as the O RLY? owl."
There, now you know what it is. As I have stated, some are fucking awesome, but many are pretty bad. It begs the question, "What the fuck were they thinking?"
For instance, this one:

This would be great if, you k now, you could see the damn cat!
Introducing the "Cute Picture, Stupid Caption" Wars:

Good shot of a cat and dog playing, but what the fuck does "Buterscoch" have to do with fucking anything?
Here comes someone who misses the entire point of LOLCats:

Okay, really, if your sense of humor sucks and you can't even grasp what an LOLCat is, then don't even fucking bother. Stop wasting my time!
Continuing the "Cute Picture, Stupid Caption" Wars:
What is this piece of shit caption supposed to even mean?
Some more shittiness:

OH I GET IT! You see, LOLCats have "invisible" pictures where it looks like the cat is holding an object, such as an Invisible Sandwich! However, here you can see that there is no cat in the picture... therefore, an INVISIBLE LOLCAT! OMG! WTF! LOLOLOLOL!
Shoot me...
Eh?

Welcome to "Shut the Fuck Up"-Ville... just STOP.
And finally, the ridiculously tasteless...

Aside from how obviously horribly photoshopped this is, I am sure the victims of China's Tiananmen Square Protests of 1989 look back and think "Dammit! If only we had a fucking cat to save us all!"
Within the WYLFWT? Family, a friend's father was part of this horrid event, and let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. Many innocent people were killed, and those that are still alive are grateful they made it.
In the mean time, leave "shock humor" to the pros, douchebag.
That is it for this edition. If I get good feedback, I might tackle more bad LOLCats, and even take on Motivational Posters, YouTube videos, and whatever else is out there!
Thanks again!
RJ45
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wow
those really are horrible. I have never seen them on the site.. maybe they got deleted -let's hope
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