Was This Review Helpful To You? #9 - War Time!

WYLFWT.com is in war right now. As I like to quote the great George Carlin, "We like war! We are war-like people!" Our last war was with a bunch of crazy-ass Juggalos. They have never posted a response since that was posted. NEVER.

What does it take to start a war with WYLFWT.com? Generally, it takes someone to do something so outlandish to a member here, that it catches my attention. People can pick on me. I really don't give a rats ass. But, when you mess with one of the family, you mess with all of us. The first shot was fired when a troll, for no reason whatsoever, randomly got JP's reviews taken down out of sheer jealously. "She" states it because JP's reviews are bad. We all know that is because JP's reviews are much more successful than "her's."

I think WYLFWT.com Video Game Reviewer, Sean Rhodes, explains it best in what makes for a good review: "When reviewing a video game, I'm not someone who just likes to say, "Hey this is fantastic, so get it." I like to go in-depth. By getting beneath the surface. If I tell you the gameplay isn't good, I'm not going to leave it at that. I'm actually going to tell you why. I'm not some dumb one-star reviewer who simply says, "It sucks!" The words "it sucks" always constitute a bad review for games, especially if you're not going to explain what made the game suck in the first place."

We all know that Amazon.com is a great place to find product reviews. However, some of the reviews I find are just...well...not right. Whether they are completely irrelevant, don't even mention the product at all, poorly written, or leave me speechless. This edition is some randomness. Since our opposition's position is about "bad reviews," I think it is time for a little education on what a bad review really is in this edition of Was This Review Helpful to You?

Product: WWE - Trish Stratus, Trish Stratus Wall Poster Print

Reviewer: thaman

MY FAVORITE WWE WHITEGIRL!!!, November 27, 2005

THIS IS NOT A NEGATIVE COMMENT,JUST BEING MY SELF...SO SEXY...SO UUH UUH EM GOOD HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HEAH DAMN...IM TRYING TO GET MY SELF TOGEHTER!!!...GET THIS WALL POSTER,I DONT HAVE TO, BECAUSE ALL I GOT TO DO IS SEE A IMAGE OF HER AND PUT...IT IN IN MY BACKGROUND OR FAVORITES HA HA HA HA HA WOOO!!!YOU DAMN RIGHT HA UH UH UH!!

Was this review helpful to you? Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Children of all ages. This is why many people should be allowed to both have a computer and access to any type of avenue where someone can post ANYTHING. .

This, well, I think pretty much falls under the criteria of "anything."

Product: Snakes on a Plane DVD

Terrible and awful sequences but what about the script?, November 21, 2006

Reviewer: Hiram Gomez Pardo (Valencia, Venezuela)

Films like this one makes us to reflect about the real future of Cinema, but far beyond the real hopes of the pioneers of the light and shadows, the immense legion of reminded filmmakers, the creator of the kinescope and a huge lot of people who still refuse to accept the movie must be a simple entertainment vehicle, and not a majestic expression of Art.

This movie attempts against your intelligence, good taste and sensibility, kind reader. The edition process, the weakness of the script and the awful performances of all the cast, make of this film, one of the worst ones I have ever seen in years.

In case you rent it or buy it, think it twice.  

Was this review helpful to you? When People Don't Understand the Entire Concept and Goal of a Movie....ON A PLANE!

Product: Dirty Love DVD

If only they all were like her!!!, August 1, 2006

Reviewer: Q. Felthauser "SoldierBoy64" (Baghdad, Iraq)

I'm no actor. All I can say is I would pay to see this again; I was entertained for sure. Absolutley hilarious. If only everyone had the balls Jenny has. The fact she is hot is a bonus; just younger than me and she's a Mom; incredibly beautiful; her character makes her even more attractive. Carmens' character is great also - now that's acting. Kam - hot and shallow, too funny. The filming is quality - story line is what it's suppose to be - funny. Over the top!!! Period scene was gross for this guy but still hilarious; only Jenny could think of putting something like this in a movie; and I've NEVER seen something like the Fish scene in a movie. It's true, real life is funnier than what we can make up. Kudo's to everyone who made this movie possible but mostly to Jenny. I didn't know she wrote it. Beautiful, balsy, and smart. Thanks for entertaining this soldier in Baghdad (my friends loved it also). It's always fun to watch or read what you have to say. 

Was this review helpful to you? Oh dear god, they found something to do with Jenny McCarthy movies...subject them to the soldiers in Iraq. Sure, they haven't seen beautiful American Women in awhile. Sure, between the mortars and insurgents killing citizens, they may get to chat with a relative. But, to go as far as this. "AHH! He's a solider. HE won't notice the difference." Of course they are going to like the movie! These people make me sick!

Product: "Portrait of An American Family" by Marilyn Manson

VISIT JOYOFSATAN.ORG, December 17, 2006

Reviewer: Scott Hoffman "Lucifer's Word" (PA)

All of the stories in this book were stolen from older pagan religions that predate xianity for thousands of years and replaced with jewish characters. The authors of this book wrongly blaspheme our true creator god, SATAN and accuse him of being evil and A LIAR!! These are lies created to turn people away from the truth! There is nothing Spitual about Xianity! This book teaches us nothing about our minds or the metaphysics of the soul! Why? To keep power in the hands of a few! This religion controls people by fear, using the threat of hell! Hell as a burning place when you suffer forever is not real! Jehovah/Yahweh is not real! JESUS isn't real! They are nothing but thought forms! The true beings behind it all are a bunch of psychic vampires! Visit exposingchristianity.com.

Satan is a real being and NOT EVIL! He is very loving and helpful to his disciples. He is not a red guy with horns and a trident! Satanism is not a christian invention. It is based on the original religions of Paganism that predate Xianity/Judaism/Islam for thousands of years, making it the worlds oldest religion! Satan/Lucifer is the true and creator god of the human race! He is the Summerian god Enki/EA and known to the Yezidis of Iraq as Melek Ta'us. In Satanism we acheive the psychic powers of our mind and soul through meditation. It is a path to true spirituality and enlightenment. For more information visit joyofsatan.org. Keep an open mind christians! Thank you and have a nice day!

F*** JESUS!
F*** JEHOVAH!
HAIL SATAN!

Was this review helpful to you? Okay, what the fuck happened here? Seriously, what the fuck?

BONUS: The Old Lady's Reviews

In every edition of Was This Review Helpful To You?, we have a bonus section. This one is no different. I decided it would be only appopriate that we take a look at a couple The Old Lady's reviews.

Black Christmas (2006)

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

That pretty much does it for today! As per usual, feedback is always appreciated!

RJ45

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