Was This Review Helpful To You? #8 - Halloween

Wow, two of these in one month! Could this be the start of Was This Review Helpful To You? becoming a more regular column? Who knows.

Halloween is coming up, and with that wonderful day just around the corner, the best horror flicks of the year get released during the month of October. This year, we are treated to the latest in The Grudge, Saw, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series respectfully. So, I felt it was only appropriate to provide you with

For those unaware, Was This Review Helpful To You? makes fun of some of the reviews posted on Amazon.com. On Amazon.com, basically anyone that knows how to type can write a review. Some of them are pretty impressive and some of them are a complete joke. I, of course, pick out the complete joke of a review. They don't provide any information as to why they like or not like something. They go on totally unrelated to the actual product tangents (e.g. "Lars Ulrich is a greedy douche bag. Metallica's ...And Justice For All gets 1 Star!") The grammar may be horrible. There is anything that could totally taint a review, and that is where I come in!

	1 of 13 people found the following review helpful: Unforgiven!, August 23, 2006 Reviewer: Brian Moore    I needed to watch only five minutes of this film before vowing to hate it forever.
Was this review helpful to you?  Wow, watch five minutes of the movie, write a review in five seconds. Although to Brian's credit, the first minute of The Grudge is unintentionally the most hilarious minute of film ever, provided you're a sicko.