Product: "Deliverance" by Opeth

 AWESUM EMO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL, August 27, 2005

Was This Review Helpful To You? I think this was a joke, a pretty hilarious one at that

 Product: "Oceanborn" by Nightwish

let's get one thing straight, December 12, 2004

By king wolf

Listen. Metal music with female vocals does not work. Metal is about power. Men have power in their vocals. Women do not. This is because women do not have nearly as much testosterone as men do. Testosterone is the basis of metal music and of the bombastic romantic-era classical music that is its spiritual predecessor. This is simple. Real men listen to real metal music. Real women do not. Androgynous half-men and half-women listen to half-baked bands like Nightwish.

Was This Review Helpful To You? Wow, what a fucking joke dude. There are many women with powerful vocals, you just have to ignore the whiny shit like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Also, this tells us NOTHING about the album, which I'm currently listening to and loving by the way...

Aside from the fact that he doesn't know shit about metal, he rants about testosterone along with calling all listeners of Nightwish Androgynous AND in the same breath gives rave reviews to Journey (Their worst album, to boot).

 Product: "Oceanborn" by Nightwish

Ouch that hurts, July 14, 2004

By a music-fan

I don't even own any of nightwish's CD's but i am glad i could review it and thankfully never have to say i actually own any of thier cd's. They may be good and all that i will never know just not my style.

I recommended kidney thieves to a forum and Nightwish was a recommendation in return

Was This Review Helpful To You? Well, okay, attempting to listen to the CD is a prerequisite to knowing how good it is, now isn't it? Also, learn capitalization!

Product: "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd

The best album of all time

By A music fan

thats pretty much i

Was This Review Helpful To You? This album is not just exquisite, not just a masterpiece. The correct phrase to describe Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon is "thats pretty much i." The ULTIMATE phrase. 

hey, im trying to get a christmas present for my parents. i was told that their "song" was "Knights in White Satin." does anyone know if this is just a misinterpretation of "Nights in White Satin?" ive done a google search and found it spelled both ways. thanks for any help anyone can give me. email me at abbyhenes@hotmail.com asap.

Was This Review Helpful To You? Hey, ever heard of looking at the play list that is in the middle of the page? Also, when has a knight ever worn white satin? Only these douche bags:

Looking at some of the lyrics to Nights in White Satin:

Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore.

Cause I love you,
Yes, I love you,
Oh, how, I love you.

Extra: The List-a-Mania

The Talk Radio Readers Guide

1.  The Way Things Ought to Be by Rush Limbaugh jmk444 says:   "The original Talk Radio tome classic."

2.  See, I Told You So by Rush Limbaugh jmk444 says:   "Limbaugh's 1993 follow-up best-seller."

3.  Let Freedom Ring: Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism by Sean Hannity jmk444 says:   "Sean Hannity's 2002 foray into print."

4.  The O'Reilly Factor: The Good, the Bad, and the Completely Ridiculous in American Life by Bill O'Reilly jmk444 says:   "Bill O'Reilly's first book."

5.  The No Spin Zone: Confrontations with the Powerful and Famous in America by Bill O'Reilly jmk444 says:   "O'Reilly's follow-up."

6.  Those Who Trespass : A Novel of Murder and Television by Bill O'Reilly jmk444 says:   "A mystery novel by Bill O'Reilly."

7.  The Ten Things You Can't Say in America by Larry Elder jmk444 says:   ""The Sage of South Central's" first book!"

8.  Showdown: Confronting Bias, Lies, and the Special Interests that Divide America by Larry Elder jmk444 says:   "Larry Elder's 2002 follow-up."

9.  The Savage Nation: Saving America from the Liberal Assault on Our Borders, Language and Culture by Michael Savage jmk444 says:   "Mike Savage's first entry into this field."

10.  Drudge Manifesto by Matt Drudge jmk444 says:   "The Drudge phenomenon in his own words."

11.  Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right by Ann Coulter jmk444 says:   "Ann Coulter's first #1 Best Seller...an excellent work."

12.  Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism by Ann Coulter jmk444 says:   "Coulter's follow-up to "Slander"- due out June 24th, 2003."

13.  Bias: A CBS Insider Exposes How the Media Distort the News by Bernard Goldberg jmk444 says:   "Bernard Goldberg's 2001 expose on media bias."

I'd rather listen to talk radio that consists of Alvin and the Chipmunks commenting on grass growing than this propaganda. I feel sorry for the people who actually read this garbage and believe it. All this list will ever do is encourage one to be a stupid drone, which is exactly what the government likes. You can read my rant on how much of a fucking cunt (a word I NEVER use) Ann Coulter is at Flare Time 18.

A Bill O'Reilly mini-rant:

Bill O'Reilly just needs to shut the fuck up, period. His existence is poisonous to our society as he continues to blame all of America's problems on liberals, when he himself, while preaching against Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, was having extramarital affairs himself involving sexual fantasies with falafels! He calls any sort of dissent "far left" and scares people into thinking that President Bush holds all of the answers. The sad thing is that people fall for this crap.

*END RANT*

I hope you all enjoyed this. It was a lot of fun. I might even take on some of the other columns here including a full Inspiring You, MySpace People, Fun With Image Search, or anything of the sort. Just let me know what you think!

-FlareHolyMeteo

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