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| What about "The Day the | cryptkpr9 | 08/25/2008 - 2:03pm |
| replay | andy (not verified) | 08/25/2008 - 10:57am |
| Guys, try to realize that | Johanna (not verified) | 08/22/2008 - 10:04am |
| Rebuttle | Malcolm (not verified) | 08/20/2008 - 4:51am |
| what a disturbing story. i | Levitra (not verified) | 08/19/2008 - 3:11pm |
My 1st Artacil
Submitted by MyLight on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 8:35am.
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Hi guys! This is Darlene here to entertain all of you peeple with my first artacil!
1st of all, to answer ur questions, ive been gone because my computer was broke, but I got my cousin harry (he's not really my cousin, but I call him my cousin) to fix it! So, I want to entertain you Do You Want Fries With That?-style!
I know i wasnt the most popular person where since i did that petition, but i really have learned the errors of my ways and i want to be funny like the rest of the gang here like RJ54, Flareholymeteo, BrotherBeatin, and Brynna!
first of all, who is up for killing some babies?!
bebes dying. Let us kill some babies And be cool! They will be dead kind of like a dead person! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
first of all, the thing about babies is that they smell and it just takes way too much time, id rather spend that time and be cow tapping!
Cow tapping is fun because the cow falls over and its like HAHAHAHA! Stupid cows! You all go MOOO and I'd rather be eating you out in my hamburger!
oh well, first of all, i think that this coming election we should vote 4 mickey mouse. Wouldn't it be groovy if we had a mouse in the house! Then he would point other mouses to his closet staff!
well ladies and jerms, all of this is what i got today. If you like this artacil, lmk so I can right another 1!
Darlene
P.S. Do you want fries with that?
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OMFG
U really suck at life. 100%. So much that I had to post here, and I NEVER post on anything.
WOW...
"I'd rather be eating you out in my hamburger"
The best line of all whole damn catastrophe that was this article or "Artacil."
Seriously, I approved this post mostly because it was just so horrible that I had no choice but to approve it! Good gawd Darlene... WYLFWT.com may have crude and cynical humor, but we don't approve of animal torture and baby killing like you must think we do.
This is the story of the outcast trying to fit in with the "cool" kids... although we are actually anything but "cool" kids, but that's the analogy here.
Just a question
Just a quick question were you drunk or high or tripping when you wrote this? There is no fluidity to this article and the grammar is that of a 2nd grader. I just find your entire article offensive and extremely crude. I mean seriously WTF!?
"first of all, who is up for killing some babies?! bebes dying. Let us kill some babies And be cool! They will be dead kind of like a dead person! HAHAHAHAHAHA! first of all, the thing about babies is that they smell and it just takes way too much time, id rather spend that time and be cow tapping!"
And if that wasn't bad enough.
"Cow tapping is fun because the cow falls over and its like HAHAHAHA! Stupid cows! You all go MOOO and I'd rather be eating you out in my hamburger! oh well, first of all, i think that this coming election we should vote 4 mickey mouse. Wouldn't it be groovy if we had a mouse in the house! Then he would point other mouses to his closet staff!well ladies and jerms, all of this is what i got today. If you like this artacil, lmk so I can right another 1!"
What the hell and WTF!? I don't know if your trying to be funny or what. But you FAIL miserably. I could have a seizure and write better than you. I got an idea pay attention in english class or go take an english class at your local college. Get a brain and get some morals and ethics and get some good material then come back and post.
To quote a great comedian " F*%k This game!!! Its 4 in the morning you win!" ~Dane Cook
Peace I'm out
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