The Incredible Hulk: Not a Kid's Hero

So I haven't ever really written an article before. I was thinking today...hmmm...maybe it would be cool to be a space shuttle. I mean if you were a space shuttle, would you ever worry about much, you get to go to the moon...I mean come on, right...wrong, this is bullshit, and I don't agree.

Had to get that out of my system, running people in weird directions is a hobby of mine, ask anyone.

So there is a new Hulk movie on the way as many know. It is titled The Incredible Hulk. I just realized that the last Hulk movie that was out was like PG-13 or something. And I thought to myself, gee, does the hulk really belong anywhere below an R rating. I don't think so.

In the first movie he's pretty tame, except for throwing a tank a mile. Oh wait, the guy inside got out unhurt. I call bullshit! That's what I said, bullshit.

The Hulk is the ultimate non-kid hero, I mean, of course, angry kids want to look up to a guy who can kick everyone’s ass. The madder he gets, the only gets stronger as you provoke him, cause that is all you can do to him, provoke him. As it stands, people can relate, and I say you might as well make it brutal and savage if you’re talking about the Hulk.

Don’t tame him or calm him down (movie-wise), make it what it should be, Hulk uncaringly destroying, at least on some level. (Of course sometimes he has this conscience thing; some may argue he always does).

Anyways back to my first argument, which is that he is not a superhero for kids, if you want to call him a hero. So, my point is that there are no traits in The Hulk I can honestly attribute to a role model for kids.....

So don't be such a wussy Ang Lee! Let loose, slap the R rating on there and have a heyday. That is what I hope to expect out of the next little adventure with Edward Norton. When the movie comes out I'm doing a full review on it, just to let you know.

Cause, in the end, The Incredible Hulk is a freaking pimp

So peace out!

-thespice