Ingenious Movie Ideas

Some people like to tell me I am a genius. I agree with them 100%. I am a genius!

So, looking at the state of motion pictures, I got to thinking about some movie ideas! We all know that nobody pays tickets to see a movie with an original plotline. We want sequels and spin-offs, baby! So, here are some fantastic movie ideas by yours truly. I have printed the concept poster art and my little plot synopsis below the poster. Hey movie studios, are you reading? Then get on with it!

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First one, lets make a sequel to one of the most popular films of recent memory.

PLOT SYNOPSIS:It is the 2007 annual birthday of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. On the eve of his birthday, a terrible storm was brewing. Lightning struck a random tomb in New York, which was actually holding the corpse of Jesus Christ (Rob Zombie). Finally rising onto earth as a zombie, Jesus remembers his treatment in his final days, and it is time to extract his revenge on the City of New York. Detective Ashton (Keanu Reeves) investigates the shocking truth as to how he is back, why he is back, and what his plans are for the future.

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Everyone loves it when a a television show is turned into a movie! However, its always hard keeping ALL of the original cast together after a show has been canceled, so I wanted to be realistic! Hey, we can always recast somebody!

PLOT SYNOPSIS: Ted (Ted Allen), Thom (Thom Filicia), Jai (Jai Rodriguez), Carson (Carson Kressley) and Kyan (Eric McCormack) live their lives as The Fab Five. However, their world is about to become under seige when their mentor's, Aunty Momo (Betty White), house may be in danger of getting demolished thanks to possible tax regulations passed by Governor Wilcock (Stone Cold Steve Austin). Now, The Fab Five must throw together a charity event in the form of a musical to raise money to save Aunty Momo's house.

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Next up, lets take an Adam Sandler movie favorite and give him his own movie!

PLOT SYNOPSIS: Help! Central Community High School's prom queen Taylor Eli (Amanda Bynes) is missing! Trying to keep things under wraps and away from the media, Principal Hans Handle (Courtney Cox Arquette) enlists Towny, also known as the "You Can Do It!" guy and now a board certified private investigator, on the case. Everybody is a suspect including local pimp Johnny Black (Chris Rock), Sheriff Johnny Haywood (Burt Reynolds), and local boxer Johnny Boxer (Stone Cold Steve Austin). Punky uses some very unorthodox methods in his work to find Taylor and will encounter many surprises and hilarious situations along the way!

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Okay, just when you thought Passion of the Christ was in poor taste, comes a long awaited sequel!

PLOT SYNOPSIS: Newspaper editor Henry Blank (William Shattner) is your normal every day run of the mill guy. That is until one day, the infamous sleigh of Charles Foster Kane, Rosebud, turns up on his doorstep. His wife Sheryl (Tea Leoni) helps him investigate as to how and why this mere child's toy has suddenly emerged in their lives. In an effort to do so, they find the only surviving member of the Kane family, Adam Abel Kane (Dennis Franz), to ask for answers! Will they get any?

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We live in an era where anything from the 1980s tends to get revived for a few minutes. So, why not this classic?

PLOT SYNOPSIS: Alex Owens (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has lived a successful life and now runs the Pittsburgh Conservatory of Dance and Repertory. However, her world comes under fire when child hood rival Carver Smith (Michael J Fox) opens up a new dance school named Pennsylvania Academic Dance Conservatory. The focus is having computers train their dancers into well oiled machines. In order to her school open and not in danger of going out of business, they must maintain their reputation by throwing a school vs. school dance competition where the audience will decide who is the best.

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See, this should be proof positive that I AM A GENIUS. ;-)

Come on movie studios, where are these potential blockbusters?

RJ45