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Annoying Phrases: Bromance and BFF

Free-Floating Hostility

(Free Floating Hostility #29)

Welcome everybody to the 29th edition of the Internet's favorite rage column. Welcome everybody to Free Floating Hostility! This is where RJ rants about Today's Culture Items That He is Bored of, Tired of, or Pissed At!

The following terms I have heard recently I have come to loathe in every which way possible.




Bromance

This one isn't necessarily new. I guess the term has been around for years. However, MTV now has a show called Bromance. What is a "bromance?"

It is a heterosexual male relationship where they are very close friends. In some caes, it becomes a "man crush" (another term I despise). In the new MTV show, a bunch of guys compete to become this other douchebag's friend. Yeah, what the fuck?

You know, I don't have a problem with guys being friends and all, obviously. I had 8 of the my male friends (along with 2 gals) who I felt were my best friends and were honored to have on my side of the wedding.

But don't call this shit a fucking "Bromance!"

COME ON! It took men years to be able to open up and have actual friendships. Some still even can't. Let's not make this shit harder by calling it a "Bromance!"

This is also why I fucking hate MTV. Hey MTV, how does it feel to be pretty much irrelevant?



BFF

Oh my fucking god, what a fake expression for such a fake notion. BFF means "Best Friend Forever" for those who aren't up on the new slang these kids use.

First of all, this forever word is a bit final, don't you think? Once you go forever, there really is no way of going back, which brings me to my next point...

What if your BFF is a fucking asshole? You already declared them as your best friend forever. You can't walk out on forever! You're stuck with a person that will sleep with your mom, drink all your beer, and wreck your car on a regular basis. Hey, you're the dipshit that signed the contract for forever! Don't look at me!

So, people, the BFF term was cute when in a cell phone commercial a lady, probably older than the telephone itself, said "My BFF Rose."

That was one time. 644,235 times since, this shit has just gotta stop.


Well, that is it today. I am wondering what expressions, phrases, slang, and terms you may have heard that pisses you off?

RJ45


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