MySpace Bulletin Chain Letters

OK, these little bulletin chain/game postings are gay. Everyone that has ever been forced in to reading one is now dumber for it.

What sort of lab monkey sits around and creates these things and then is fulfilled with the urge to lessen everyone's IQ by unleashing it upon the world.

Then at the end there is a dreaded curse, in which the reader will die, or never love, or perhaps Gossip Girl will be canceled if you don't send it to 21 million people in the next 5 seconds and even worse are the retards that actually believe this shit and are compelled to force it upon all their friends.

So if you happen to be one of these individuals, please stab yourself in the face with a pencil within the next 5 minutes, if you don't then every chain letter curse will be upon you and God Himself will not be able to stop the unavoidable fate which will fall upon your helpless soul as Satan rises from the depths of hell and drags you down to eternal damnation where your body will be shredded and sodomized over and over again in a fiery burning inferno.

Oh yeah, and Chace Crawford will make a public announcement that he is hopelessly gay causing the cancellation of Gossip Girl. Seriously....it will happen.

Love,

Me