KiP v2 #28: Brilliant ideas to teach idiots a lesson

So I was doing some research to try and determine if this this guy is for real. After a while I decided that trying to prove whether or not this guy is a joke isn't what I should be doing. What I should be doing is finding a way to make idiots who believe that homosexuals/minorities/foreigners/whatever else should burn in hell, learn a lesson.

So I started coming up with some ideas that I thought I would bounce off of the WYLFWT.com readers and see what we can cook up. Who knows, if we get enough support, maybe I might actually do it...

But then again... probably not...

1. Fliers

"Here's my proposal, lets get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and fast with a major, and I mean MAJOR, leaflet campaign." - Red Dwarf 

I'll start with racist fuck tards, since this one will be the easiest to write

1. Rent a big meeting room at a local hotel
2. Hand out white supremacist  fliers promoting the meeting at the local hotel. Advertise it as a KKK meeting and recruitment drive.
3. Call the FBI and report that there is a terrorist cell meeting at designated hotel and place.
4. Sit in the lobby and watch as the sparks fly

For those of you about to say making false reports to the FBI is illegal, this isn't a false report. As far as I'm concerned, the KKK are terrorsits.

2.  Public demonstrations

 You know, parades and shit. Close minded assholes are known for getting behind these things. We'll help homosexuals with this one. Here's how it goes...

1. Set up a table with signs and a sign-up sheet. The sign-up sheet and signs are crucial. The sign-up sheet should contain a spot for names, addresses, phone numbers, and emergency contact information. Tell them it's required by local law for the safety of those participating in the protest and for those around them in the event the police show up. Also have a spot for e-mail addresses for a newsletter for more information.
2. Have a few friends with fake information already down on the sheet as bait.
3. After a large group begins protesting, pack up and leave. If anyone asks, point to a random protester and say that they are in charge and he has your phone number if the police show up or something happens. Make sure you can get away quickly.
4. Take this information and sign them up for every pro-homosexual newsletter and organization you can find.
5. Distribute the information in gay bars.
6. Sell the information to credit card companies and telemarketers, take the money from selling their information and use it to buy them subscriptions to porno magazines.
7. Sign them up for adult sites if they include e-mail (this generates even more spam)
8. Laugh

3. Websites

Ever hear of the Westboro Baptist Church? They're the people who protest funerals and what not with signs that say "God Hates Fags" and "Thank God for 9/11" and honestly believe that the war in Iraq is God's punishment for America for supporting homosexuality. These people are real, crazy, and frankly are the biggest group of hate mongers imaginable. Don't believe me? They have a website. They have a section of their website where they link to websites promoting the hundreds of things they hate.

1. Make a website
2. Have all sorts of ads that pay you per visit and pop-ups and the like.
3. Get linked on Westboro's website
4. Ignore their hate mail
5. Eventually, thank them for how their hate for you brought you a great deal of money

I'm sure they'd love to hear how their web traffic generated enough money for you to buy a new car. I personally cannot express the amount of hatred I have for these people... but that's a rant for another day.