We are back with Classic Fries! Every Saturday, we will pull something from The Museum and reprint it for those to enjoy! This gives those a chance who never got a chance to read it the first time a second chance, since the Museum itself is so large and its hard for anyone to decide where to begin.

Something that was never posted (and probably for good reason) were some song parodies. These were attempts at parodying some songs. Today, I have collected them and posted them in this digest. Some of these songs are many years old, but you might enjoy them anyway (or not).

- "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed
- "So Far Away" by Staind
- The Goldfish Jingle

here's our
jingle for the penis
those sucked and not teased, penis
the wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off
did you know they're made with real meat
even tho they look like willies
the snack that smiles back
penis

This is my rhyme
You have all heard it before
All the profits I've shared
And these are thee screams
That you all do before
You press that button
and change the station

Now that we're here, it's so overplayed
You thought this song was great When it first was played
Only 60 times a day is all you can take
Hopefully it will finally start to go away
Now that we're here, it's so overplayed
and now you can't face any more plays
I can forgive, and I'm not ashamed
To be on the radio all day today

These are my words
That you've all heard before
"I think I'm doing okay"
And this is my smile
That I always show before
A groupie shakes my hand
and then beats my meat

Now that we're here, it's so overplayed
You thought this song was great When it first was played
Only 60 times a day is all you can take
Hopefully it will finally start to go away
Now that we're here, it's so overplayed
and now you can't face any more plays
I can forgive, and I'm not ashamed
To be on the radio all day today

I'm so afraid of stopping
Please don't stop me
Afraid of stopping
Please don't stop me

Now that we're here, it's so overplayed
You thought this song was great When it first was played
Only 60 times a day is all you can take
Hopefully it will finally start to go away
Now that we're here, it's so overplayed
and now you can't face any more plays
I can forgive, and I'm not ashamed
To be on the radio all day today

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With legs wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my thigh
We stand in awe, we're creating life

With legs wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you cum
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
I'll show you everything ...oh yeah
With leg wide open..wide open

[Guitar Break]

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope she's not like me
I hope she understands
That she can take this pipe
And hold it in her hand
And she can greet the world
With legs wide open...

With legs wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you cum
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
I'll show you everything..oh yeah
With legs wide open....wide open