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Flare Time Vol. 23 - Stupid Shit
Submitted by FlareHolyMeteo on Sat, 08/19/2006 - 6:00pm.
Hello, everyone. This is FlareHolyMeteo here with another crazy-ass rant. This time, I just touch general annoyances that I've either thought about at random or have ran into for a while. Some of these things are random as hell, so be prepared to be surprised and delighted. Here I go:
1. The term "ethnic foods."
I thought about this term randomly when playing Xenosaga. I don't know why I did it. However, I came to thinking, aren't all foods ethnic? Foods we don't consider to be "ethnic foods" are actually quite ethnic. French fries are British, hamburgers are German, pizza is Italian, sandwiches are British. Heck, even foods that are American are ethnic. Their ethnicity is American. America may be diverse, but every food, even the ones that originated in America, have an ethnicity in them.
2. 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
Come on, people, Bush is a terrible president. However, I don't imagine that he and his cronies would actually have planes crashed into the World Trade Center. The worst part is that like 1/3 of the people believe that there was a conspiracy, most of them liberals. However, I have a question to ask the conspiracy theorists? Do you seriously think that a man who barely passed college, can't string two words together in speeches, and thinks that there are many Internets would even be smart enough to plot a conspiracy? Not to mention the Vice President. He can't even shoot a quail correctly. Do you think he could have a building be blown up? Come on people, you are giving these idiots way too much credit.
3. Teenagers hanging out at McDonald's 30 minutes before close.
Now, since when was McDonald's a teen hangout? Last I check, my former workplace was just a place to get shitty food with a side of the runs. But I see like people 2 years younger than me filling up the lobby and thinking that they're so hip cuz they're at McD's foo! It sucks when you close because these people trash the store, adding a good 20 minutes that you have to be in a stupid ass place. They're also act rude. Although not as bad as some of the morning customers.
4. Racists
These people are fucking pointless. Just because you have more/less melanin than other people does not give you the right to think of yourselves as superior. I'm talking to all people who think their race is superior, not just white power Nazis. Don't these people have any lives? I could not imagine living my entire life going "He's not white, therefore, he should die." It's like these people NEED JOBS. You racists are stupid fucks for focusing on something as trivial as race when people should be judging others on their character. Fuck you Aryan Nations/Nation of Islam/Mexica Movement!!
Anyways, this is my last article before going off to college. Wish me good luck on my adventures through the mean sidewalks of U of I!!




