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What about "The Day thecryptkpr908/25/2008 - 2:03pm
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The Jerk Off Slayer

She dipped the sun in a blood red sea
never before has it run so beautifully,
she brought this empty world such tragedy
then turned her back on it so eloquently,

She collected torn hearts in a tourniquet
squeezing together every jagged rip,
she burned the letters from dead lovers
then touched herself beneath the covers,

She stole tears from many eyes in a clear cascade
dancing with the victims to the sound of charades,
she buried the innocent ones in a shallow tomb
then echoed a laugh from within her empty womb,

She pawned all the cheap gifts for manicure cash
filling up the getaway car with a full tank of gas,
she smiled behind thick shades, as the peddle hit floor
then waved goodbye to the lines of drooling male whores,

She played the game better then every man
lying with a straight face like no one else can,
she fooled the so-called pimps and players
then crowned herself to be the "jerk off slayer."


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